Babable
Babable is like the best version of yourself, but with more swearing and less thinking.
You’re babable, I just want to scream your name.
That movie was babable, I want to be in it.
My cat is babable, but it still poops on the floor.
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A loud, messy, never-showered woman who thinks she’s the main character of your life and also your ex’s main character.
My mom showed up at my college dorm with a cake and a screaming toddler.
She called my dad and told him I was ‘a disgrace’ and that ‘he should be ashamed’.
She texted me at 2 AM saying ‘I saw your ex and she was eating pizza and I was eating cereal and I was crying’.
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The person who gives you advice you don’t want but also gives you snacks you do want.
She told me to ‘just marry the first guy who asks’ and brought me a whole bag of chips.
She came to my job interview and said ‘you’re going to fail’ but also brought me a sandwich.
She texted me during my exam saying ‘the cake is ready’ and I almost cried.
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The reason you have a headache, a waistline, and a long list of regrets.
She made me eat cereal for dinner and said ‘you’ll thank me later’ and I didn’t.
She told my crush I was ‘a total disaster’ and then told me I was ‘a total disaster’ again.
She sent me a voice note at 3 AM that was 12 minutes long and mostly about her ex’s new cat.
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The person who takes your life and turns it into a soap opera with no ending and a lot of shouting.
She showed up at my wedding and yelled ‘I told you so’ to my dad.
She sent me a 500-word email about my uncle’s new job and my cousin’s new haircut.
She called me during my break and said ‘you’re going to die alone’ and I believe her.
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The person who believes that everyone is watching her and that everyone is judging her and that she is the best at everything.
She texted me during my final exam and said ‘I just got a perfect score on my math test and I’m going to be rich one day.’
She told my teacher that I was ‘a total disappointment’ and that ‘the class should be ashamed of me.’
She called my crush and told him I was ‘a total disaster’ and that ‘he should be ashamed of me too.’
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The person who will fight you for a parking spot and then cry about it for three days.
She fought my uncle for a parking spot at the mall and then cried about it for three days.
She called my friend’s dad and said ‘he’s taking my spot’ and then called me and said ‘he’s a total disaster’.
She texted me during my test and said ‘I saw your teacher and she was eating a sandwich and I was eating cereal and I was crying.’
Babababababa
Text laughing that sounds like a broken kazoo and a very angry toddler
Babababababa, this guy just ate my last taco
Babababababa, my dog just pooped on the couch
Babababababa, I got a D on my math test
Babababababa
A sheep that's so bored it's trying to quit life
Babababababa, I'm watching paint dry
Babababababa, my neighbor's cat is louder
Babababababa, I just finished my cereal and I'm still bored
Babababa
Checking if something is about to go off like a firecracker in a pants drawer
Yo, is this party going down or are we just here for the snacks?
Is the pizza going to arrive before I die of hunger?
Is this the last level of this video game or is there more? Like, are we going to get murdered again?
Babababa
When you hear that oooh and it turns into babababa like a kid who just got kicked out of a candy store
She saw the cake and went babababa like she just won the lottery.
He saw the last slice of pizza and went babababa like he just found out his dog ate his homework.
She heard the cat meow and went babababa like she just got a free soda.
Babababa
When you see a dog look like it just got z w e e m and you laugh so hard you think you're going to explode
That dog looked like it just got z w e e m and I laughed so hard I cried.
I saw the dog do z w e e m and I was like, 'Bro, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.'
The dog did z w e e m and I was laughing so hard I think I broke my face.
Babaash
Fruit juice that tastes like heaven and makes your brain feel like it's on fire
I drank babaash and now my brain is doing the cha-cha.
My cousin turned fruit into babaash and it was the worst decision ever.
I drank babaash and it felt like I was being hugged by a flaming jellyfish.
Babaash
A fruity drink so strong it could beat up a bear and make it cry
That babaash was so strong it knocked my socks off.
I had babaash and my dog got a headache.
Babaash was like a punch to the face but made of grapes.
Babaash
A homemade drink that tastes like the inside of a fruit's soul
Babaash is like fruit juice with a side of drama.
My grandma's babaash was so good it made my teeth happy.
I drank babaash and it felt like I was inside a fruit's heart.
Babaal
A huge pile of something so big it makes your brain shut down
I had babaal of pizza and now I’m floating
That babaal of memes broke my phone
He sent babaal of selfies and I cried
Babaal
So much of something it’s like your enemy threw it at you
She had babaal of problems and I had to fix them all
That babaal of homework made me quit school
He had babaal of snacks and I ate them all
Babaal
More than you can handle, like your mom yelled at you for a whole week
That babaal of drama got me fired
I got babaal of text messages and I didn’t reply
He had babaal of energy and I was tired
Babaal
A giant mess of something that makes you want to scream and hide
That babaal of chaos broke my house
She had babaal of questions and I was confused
He had babaal of chores and I quit
Babaal
So much of something it’s like your enemy stole your soul
That babaal of work made me cry
I had babaal of snacks and I ate them all
She had babaal of drama and I left