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The person who takes your life and turns it into a soap opera with no ending and a lot of shouting.
She showed up at my wedding and yelled ‘I told you so’ to my dad.
She sent me a 500-word email about my uncle’s new job and my cousin’s new haircut.
She called me during my break and said ‘you’re going to die alone’ and I believe her.