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b^e
Smashing windows and kicking doors in like you’re trying to win a wrestling match against a house.
I did a B&E at my uncle’s house and got caught by his fat cat.
B&E is my favorite way to get cash when I’m out of options.
I did a B&E and got arrested because I forgot to take the TV.
b^e
When a guy goes from having sex to giving a blow job so fast, it’s like he was paid to do it.
He did a B&E on me right after we finished having sex.
My boyfriend did a B&E on me and then left me hanging.
He did a B&E and then went to get coffee.
b^e
The most expensive breakfast you can get if you’re too lazy to cook.
I did a B&E at Denny’s and got the Bacon and Eggs Special.
I got a B&E for $10 and it was worth it.
I did a B&E and it was the best breakfast I ever had.
b^e
When you bust through a door like it’s your enemy and you’re stealing stuff like it’s a game.
I did a B&E and took all the candy from the store.
I did a B&E and the cops were there in 5 minutes.
I did a B&E and got caught because I was too loud.
b^e
Just what it sounds like, breaking and entering.
I did a B&E and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.
I did a B&E and got caught by the cops.
I did a B&E and got $50 in cash.
b^e
Breaking and entering, the real deal, no fancy words or fake names.
I did a B&E and it was the most fun I had all week.
I did a B&E and got caught by the cops again.
I did a B&E and got $100 in cash.
b^.^d
B&D is like the government’s brainwashed shills who scream fake news 24/7 just to make you hate your neighbor and forget how bad the government is. They throw on a debate show with 15 clowns arguing for 30 minutes and call it news.
“They’re saying the sky is falling again! Again! Why can’t they just shut up?!”
“Another debate show? I’ve had enough of this nonsense!”
“This B&D nonsense is making me want to throw my TV out the window.”
b^.^d
B&D is when you tie up your lover and make them feel like a total idiot while you boss them around and force them to come just because you feel like it.
“I tied you up and made you beg for it. That’s B&D, baby.”
“You screamed like a baby and I loved every minute of it.”
“You’re so weak, I can make you cum with my eyes closed.”
b^.^d
B&D is not B&D. It’s when you tie up your lover and then spank them like a kid who didn’t do their homework. People keep mixing it up with pain stuff, but this is all about control and who’s the boss.
“I tied you up and gave you a spanking. That’s B&D, not S&M.”
“You’re not getting out of this until you admit I’m the boss.”
“Spanking you like a kid was just the beginning.”
b^.^d
B&D is slang for a black man’s tool. It’s like the Black & Decker of penises. It’s the only thing that matters at work when you’re trying to impress your coworkers.
“I brought my B&D to work today. My coworkers are jealous.”
“My B&D is bigger than yours, and I know it.”
“I don’t need a raise. My B&D is enough.”
b^.^d
B&D is when you’re drunk and the only thing on your mind is getting laid. It’s the drunk version of TLC, but instead of love, you’re just looking for a quickie.
“I came home drunk and all I wanted was a quickie. That’s B&D.”
“I drank five shots and now I’m looking for someone to help me out.”
“B&D is my favorite way to spend a Friday night.”
b^.^d
B&D is when you serve up beef and dumplings like it’s a fancy dinner. It’s the worst catering job ever, but people still pay you for it.
“I served beef and dumplings for 10 people and only got $20.”
“B&D is the worst catering job in the world.”
“They paid me to serve beef and dumplings. I’m not even mad.”
b^.^d
B&D is that stupid icon that looks like a giant weiner covered in jizz. It’s the worst thing to ever be on a screen.
“That B&D icon is so ugly, it makes me want to scream.”
“I saw that weiner icon and I had to turn off my phone.”
“That jizz-covered weiner is the worst icon ever.”
b/c
Nonstop screaming and moaning like a broken radio in a junkyard.
My mom is B&C every morning. It's like she's been yelled at by a crowd of angry raccoons.
This kid is B&C 24/7. I swear he's gonna scream his lungs out.
I got B&C’d by my sister because she forgot her phone at the mall.
b/c
The two most stubborn jerks in F1 history. They never shut up and think they know everything.
Berger and Chips are the reason F1 has more drama than a soap opera with a caffeine addiction.
I swear Berger and Chips argue more than my parents during tax season.
They're like the old man and the kid who think they own the whole track.
b/c
Girls getting drunk and chasing boys like they’re the last piece of cake at a bakery.
My cousins went out for B&C last night. They came home with a black eye and a smile.
The girls at the bar were doing B&C. It was like a dance-off with alcohol.
My sister and her friends went out for B&C. They came back with more stories than a drunk DJ.
b/c
Beef and Cheddar. The taste of failure and melted cheese. Found in Hot Pockets and the hearts of people who don’t know how to cook.
My lunch is just Beef and Cheddar. It tastes like I failed my life.
This Hot Pocket is Beef and Cheddar. I ate it like it was a punishment.
Beef and Cheddar is the only thing I know how to cook. It’s like my soul is a Hot Pocket.
b/c
The most lazy way to say why something happened. Used by kids who can’t spell or think.
Why did you miss class? ‘Cause’ my dog ate my homework. Lazy much?
‘Because’ I was playing video games. That’s not a real reason.
‘Because’ the sky is blue. That’s the worst excuse I’ve ever heard.
b/c
Already been chewed. Like your food was eaten by a dog and then spit out by a grumpy kid.
I got already been chewed. My sandwich looked like it was attacked by a dog and a toddler.
He said he was already been chewed. That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.
I ate already been chewed. It was like eating a broken tooth.
b/c
A song so good it made the whole world stop and listen, even if they were tired and in a bad mood.
I heard ‘ABC’ and it felt like magic. Like a fairy tale with a beat.
Michael Jackson sang ‘ABC’ and I cried like a baby. It was that good.
That song came on and I felt like I was flying. It was ‘ABC’.
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