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Baalshibas

The most awesome editor who’s super nice but also knows how to drop some epic music-based shade.

She fixed my essay in seconds and then told me my song picks were ‘a nightmare’.

She made my work look flawless and then blasted my playlist like it was a war crime.

She helped me with my project and then gave me a side-eye for my terrible taste in music.

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BaalsStickyBussyFlaps

A laughable human who makes you giggle and also thinks they’re a queen

I saw BaalsStickyBussyFlaps wearing a shirt that said 'I love glitter and tacos' and cried laughing.

He texted me 'I’m not gay, I’m just very confused' and I fell off my chair.

At the party, he did a dance and everyone thought he was a magical alien.

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BaalsStickyBussyFlaps

A human who’s too good for the world and also too gay to be ignored

He told his boss he was 'quitting for love' and then left in a bubble bath.

He texted me 'I’m not funny, I’m just too dramatic' and I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee.

He tried to explain quantum physics with emojis and I cried laughing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

BaalsStickyBussyFlaps

A person who’s so hilarious they make your pants fall off, and also a bit of a man-lover

He told a joke about pizza and I peed my pants.

He sent me a DM that said 'I’m not a man-lover, I’m just a man-lover' and I died.

He did a stand-up set in a chicken suit and I cried laughing.

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BaalsStickyBussyFlaps

A human who’s so good at being ridiculous they make you want to scream and laugh at the same time, and they also like men

He told a joke about socks and I screamed and laughed at the same time.

He texted me 'I’m not a man-lover, I’m just a man-lover who loves men' and I died.

He wore a hat that said 'I’m a man-lover and I’m proud' and I cried laughing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

BaalsStickyBussyFlaps

A person who’s so silly they make your brain explode, and also a little bit gay

He told a joke about bananas and my brain exploded.

He sent me a DM that said 'I’m not gay, I’m just a banana' and I laughed so hard I screamed.

He wore a banana costume to work and I cried laughing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baalphobic

Hates Baal so much it’s like she’s been cursed by the god of annoyance

Baal’s got a new outfit? I’m gonna throw up.

I don’t care if she’s a god, she’s still a smug b*tch.

If she smiles one more time, I’m gonna scream.

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Baalphobic

Can’t stand Baal, like she’s the reason your life is a disaster

Baal walks in, and my day just got worse.

I’d rather fight a dragon than listen to her talk.

She’s like the worst kind of homework.

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Baalphobic

Thinks Baal is a pain in the a** who needs to be thrown off a cliff

If I see her one more time, I’m gonna lose it.

She’s like the final boss of being annoying.

I wish she’d just fall off a mountain already.

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Baalphobic

Would rather die than be near Baal, she’s that bad

I’d take a thousand hits from a monster before I’d take another look at her.

She’s like the worst kind of nightmare.

If I had to be stuck with her forever, I’d cry.

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Baalphobic

Baal is the worst, and everyone knows it

She’s not cute, she’s just smug.

She thinks she’s the best, but she’s not.

She’s like the definition of overconfidence.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baali

The only person on earth who never loses and will never let you live

Baali is the only person who can beat me in Fortnite and still roasts me in the chat

I tried to prank Baali with a fake death. He came back with a middle finger and a victory dance

Baali once beat my dog at chess and then told my dog to shut up

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Baali

A human who is so good, they could beat death in a wrestling match and win

Baali showed up to my birthday party and beat my cake in a pie fight

I tried to ghost Baali. He ghosted me back and sent me a meme

Baali beat my grandma at Scrabble and then told her she was a weak player

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baali

The person who is so awesome, they could beat a zombie in a rap battle and still win

Baali showed up to my math test and solved it in 10 seconds

I tried to skip class. Baali skipped me and showed up to my class

Baali beat my dad at chess and then told him he was a weak link

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Baalgar

A friend so good they might as well be a god. Or maybe they’re just a guy who doesn’t know how good he is. Either way, you don’t want to cross them.

My best friend is Baalgar. He’s like a god, but he doesn’t know it. He just shows up and beats the hell out of people.

Baalgar is the reason I still have all my teeth. He’s like a god but with better punchlines.

I’d follow Baalgar anywhere. Even if it means getting beaten up by a WWE star.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baalgar

He’s not just a person. He’s a vibe. A force of nature. You might see him at a WWE show, hanging out with Rhea Ripley like she’s his personal sidekick.

Baalgar showed up at the WWE event. He wasn’t even supposed to be there. But Rhea Ripley was, and that was enough.

He’s like a vibe that walks into a room and makes everyone else feel like they’re just there for the punchline.

Baalgar came to the show. Rhea Ripley was there. That’s all you need to know.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baalex

Baalex is a bunch of people who can't stop showing off like they’re the best at everything

'I got 100 kills in a row, and you? You got 5.', Baalex being a smug idiot

'He flexed his new shoes in the middle of the street.', Baalex being annoying

'Baalex flexed so much, I had to take a break from life.', me, being tired

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Baalex

Baalex is that kid who plays Fortnite on YouTube and screams so much, it feels like you're in a war

'I died 5 times, and I still screamed like I was in a battle.', Baalex being dramatic

'He played Fortnite for 10 hours and still had time to rage.', Baalex being a menace

'I watched Baalex’s video and lost my mind.', me, being crazy

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baale WRLD WID3

A hot new rapper from Nigeria who still can't figure out what kind of music he's supposed to make

Bro, you sound like you just woke up and decided to rap

I don't know if you're trying to be a star or just trying to stay awake

You got more style than sense, but that's a good thing

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baale WRLD WID3

A Nigerian guy who's trying to be a rapper but still has no clue what he's doing

You're like a kid who just got a new toy and thinks he's a pro

You rap like you're trying to impress your mom

You got more ideas than talent, but that's okay

by Slangipedia 17d ago