BaalsStickyBussyFlaps

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A laughable human who makes you giggle and also thinks they’re a queen
I saw BaalsStickyBussyFlaps wearing a shirt that said 'I love glitter and tacos' and cried laughing.
He texted me 'I’m not gay, I’m just very confused' and I fell off my chair.
At the party, he did a dance and everyone thought he was a magical alien.
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A human who’s too good for the world and also too gay to be ignored
He told his boss he was 'quitting for love' and then left in a bubble bath.
He texted me 'I’m not funny, I’m just too dramatic' and I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee.
He tried to explain quantum physics with emojis and I cried laughing.
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A person who’s so hilarious they make your pants fall off, and also a bit of a man-lover
He told a joke about pizza and I peed my pants.
He sent me a DM that said 'I’m not a man-lover, I’m just a man-lover' and I died.
He did a stand-up set in a chicken suit and I cried laughing.
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A human who’s so good at being ridiculous they make you want to scream and laugh at the same time, and they also like men
He told a joke about socks and I screamed and laughed at the same time.
He texted me 'I’m not a man-lover, I’m just a man-lover who loves men' and I died.
He wore a hat that said 'I’m a man-lover and I’m proud' and I cried laughing.
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A person who’s so silly they make your brain explode, and also a little bit gay
He told a joke about bananas and my brain exploded.
He sent me a DM that said 'I’m not gay, I’m just a banana' and I laughed so hard I screamed.
He wore a banana costume to work and I cried laughing.
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