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A friend so good they might as well be a god. Or maybe they’re just a guy who doesn’t know how good he is. Either way, you don’t want to cross them.
My best friend is Baalgar. He’s like a god, but he doesn’t know it. He just shows up and beats the hell out of people.
Baalgar is the reason I still have all my teeth. He’s like a god but with better punchlines.
I’d follow Baalgar anywhere. Even if it means getting beaten up by a WWE star.