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B jizzle
When your mouth goes to work on the thing down below, but only if it's Snoop Dogg. Anybody else gets a 'you ain't me.'
He tried to do a B jizzle on Snoop, but Snoop just said, 'You're not me, so you're not doing it.'
At the concert, Snoop got a B jizzle and told the crowd, 'This is my favorite part of the show.'
She did a B jizzle on Snoop and got a standing ovation. Everyone else got a 'you ain't me.'
B jizzle
When the mouth goes to work on the weenie, but only if it's Snoop. Otherwise, you're just a loser with a dream.
He tried to do a B jizzle on Snoop, but Snoop said, 'You're just a loser with a dream.'
At the club, Snoop got a B jizzle and said, 'This is the best part of my night.'
She did a B jizzle on Snoop and got a high five. The rest of us got laughed at.
B for Biscuit
The final insult at the end of a stupid fight. It’s like throwing a kid out of a moving car just to shut them up.
B for Biscuit! I’m not even mad anymore, I’m just tired of your dumb face.
B for Biscuit! I’d rather eat dirt than argue with you again.
B for Biscuit! That’s the last time I let you sleep outside.
B for Biscuit
A pure, untouched piece of meat. Like a baby that’s never been near a burger.
B for Biscuit! You’re still a virgin? Bro, you’re ancient!
B for Biscuit! You’ve never even kissed a hot dog!
B for Biscuit! You’re like a pizza that’s never been to a party.
B for Biscuit
Something so good it makes your brain explode. Like getting free candy and a new video game on your birthday.
B for Biscuit! That pizza was so good, I might have cried.
B for Biscuit! This game is better than my mom’s cooking.
B for Biscuit! I could eat this whole cake and still want more.
B for B
Trading crack for a face full of air. No cash. No mercy.
I got a line of blow for a blow job. I felt like a broke-down prostitute.
He gave me a hit of blow for a blow job. I was high, but I was also used.
Blow for blow. I got high and got my face blown. Win-win for me.
B for B
You’re so bored you type the same letter until your fingers fall off.
I typed B for B for an hour. My fingers are numb and I’m still bored.
I was so bored I typed B for B until my phone died.
B for B. My brain was dead. My fingers were dead. My life was dead.
B for B
How big your tits are compared to your gut. Scientists are using mice because we’re all fat.
My B to B ratio is 3 to 1. I look like a burger with a side of fries.
He’s got a B to B ratio of 1 to 10. Looks like he ate the whole pizza.
My B to B ratio is 5 to 1. I’m a walking breast commercial.
B for B
A place where you sleep and someone feeds you breakfast. It’s not a hotel. It’s not a restaurant. It’s a place where you get yelled at.
I stayed at a B and B. The owner yelled at me for eating too much toast.
My B and B was more like a yelling match with a plate of eggs.
The B and B was a nightmare. I got yelled at for not cleaning my plate.
B for B
No babies, just butt stuff. If you do it right, you won’t get pregnant. If you do it wrong, you’ll get a rash.
In the butt, no babies. I did it wrong and got a rash.
In the butt, no babies. I didn’t get pregnant, but my butt was sore.
In the butt, no babies. I used it as a birth control and it worked.
B for B
Bros and Bitches. Beer and Bitches. It’s when you pregame with a sorority and end up with a hangover and a broken heart.
B for B. I drank beer with bitches. Now I have a hangover and a broken heart.
B for B. I had a pregame with bitches. I got drunk and I got dumped.
B for B. I drank and I dated. Now I’m hungover and heartbroken.
B for B
You bang a bitch in the butt. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the best way to get a girl to leave.
Bang a bitch in the butt. It was messy, it was loud, and it was awesome.
Bang a bitch in the butt. It was loud, it was messy, and it was worth it.
Bang a bitch in the butt. It was messy, loud, and I got a girl to leave.
B emoji
The B emoji is the go-to flex for people who think they're in a meme but aren't. It's like the ghetto's favorite middle finger.
Beter, I just passed you in the hallway.
Bread, I'm out.
Bitch, I just got a 100 on the test.
B emoji
It's the best meme ever and everyone else just forgot about it. You put it in front of every word and it's like you're talking to a baby.
Bread, I'm going to eat pizza.
Bitch, I just got a 100 on the test.
Bread, I just ate a whole pizza.
B emoji
It's the meme that normal people don't get. It's the meme of the outcasts, the weirdos, the ones who sit alone at lunch.
Beter, I just passed you in the hallway.
Bread, I'm going to eat pizza.
Bitch, I just got a 100 on the test.
B emoji
It means nothing. It's not boy pussy. It's not a word. It's just a letter that people use to sound cool and no one knows why.
Bread, I'm going to eat pizza.
Bitch, I just got a 100 on the test.
Beter, I just passed you in the hallway.
B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r
A brain-dead meat sack who thinks they’re smart
He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.
She asked why the sky was blue and said it was ‘probably tired.’
He texted ‘I’m gonna be rich’ then spent all his money on candy.
B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r
A human who could’ve been smart but chose to be a fool
He passed the test but forgot how to spell ‘test.’
She had a PhD and still couldn’t figure out how to use a phone.
He said he was going to be a doctor, then got a tattoo of a banana.
B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r
A person who’s so dumb they think they’re cool
He wore a hat that said ‘I’m cool’ and cried when it rained.
She claimed she was a ‘legend’ and got kicked out of the library.
He tried to rap and said, ‘I’m the king of the world, I’m the king of the world.’
B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r
A human who thinks they’re genius but are just dumb
He started a band called ‘The Smart People’ and played the kazoo.
She said she was a ‘math wizard’ and couldn’t add 2 + 2.
He tried to invent a time machine and used a toaster.
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