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A brain-dead meat sack who thinks they’re smart
He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.
She asked why the sky was blue and said it was ‘probably tired.’
He texted ‘I’m gonna be rich’ then spent all his money on candy.
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A human who could’ve been smart but chose to be a fool
He passed the test but forgot how to spell ‘test.’
She had a PhD and still couldn’t figure out how to use a phone.
He said he was going to be a doctor, then got a tattoo of a banana.
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A person who’s so dumb they think they’re cool
He wore a hat that said ‘I’m cool’ and cried when it rained.
She claimed she was a ‘legend’ and got kicked out of the library.
He tried to rap and said, ‘I’m the king of the world, I’m the king of the world.’
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A human who thinks they’re genius but are just dumb
He started a band called ‘The Smart People’ and played the kazoo.
She said she was a ‘math wizard’ and couldn’t add 2 + 2.
He tried to invent a time machine and used a toaster.
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A person so dumb they think they’re famous
He posted a selfie and said, ‘I’m gonna be a star.’
She claimed she was in a movie and just sat in a chair.
He texted his mom, ‘I’m famous, I’m on TV.’
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A brainless human who thinks they’re brainy
He told the teacher, ‘I’m the smartest kid in the class’ and fell asleep.
She said she could solve the universe and drew a cat.
He tried to explain the universe and said, ‘It’s just a big pizza.’
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