Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Trading crack for a face full of air. No cash. No mercy.

I got a line of blow for a blow job. I felt like a broke-down prostitute.

He gave me a hit of blow for a blow job. I was high, but I was also used.

Blow for blow. I got high and got my face blown. Win-win for me.

2

You’re so bored you type the same letter until your fingers fall off.

I typed B for B for an hour. My fingers are numb and I’m still bored.

I was so bored I typed B for B until my phone died.

B for B. My brain was dead. My fingers were dead. My life was dead.

3

How big your tits are compared to your gut. Scientists are using mice because we’re all fat.

My B to B ratio is 3 to 1. I look like a burger with a side of fries.

He’s got a B to B ratio of 1 to 10. Looks like he ate the whole pizza.

My B to B ratio is 5 to 1. I’m a walking breast commercial.

4

A place where you sleep and someone feeds you breakfast. It’s not a hotel. It’s not a restaurant. It’s a place where you get yelled at.

I stayed at a B and B. The owner yelled at me for eating too much toast.

My B and B was more like a yelling match with a plate of eggs.

The B and B was a nightmare. I got yelled at for not cleaning my plate.

5

No babies, just butt stuff. If you do it right, you won’t get pregnant. If you do it wrong, you’ll get a rash.

In the butt, no babies. I did it wrong and got a rash.

In the butt, no babies. I didn’t get pregnant, but my butt was sore.

In the butt, no babies. I used it as a birth control and it worked.

6

Bros and Bitches. Beer and Bitches. It’s when you pregame with a sorority and end up with a hangover and a broken heart.

B for B. I drank beer with bitches. Now I have a hangover and a broken heart.

B for B. I had a pregame with bitches. I got drunk and I got dumped.

B for B. I drank and I dated. Now I’m hungover and heartbroken.

7

You bang a bitch in the butt. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the best way to get a girl to leave.

Bang a bitch in the butt. It was messy, it was loud, and it was awesome.

Bang a bitch in the butt. It was loud, it was messy, and it was worth it.

Bang a bitch in the butt. It was messy, loud, and I got a girl to leave.