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Babies Making Babies
Kids getting knocked up before they can even graduate.
They had a kid and still haven't finished high school.
She had a baby and still thinks it's a 'break' from school.
He got pregnant in 10th grade and now he's stuck with a kid.
Babies Making Babies
Kids having babies before they can even pay rent.
They had a baby and still live with their parents.
He got pregnant and now he's stuck with a kid and no job.
She had a baby and now she's working two jobs to pay for it.
Babies Making Babies
Kids getting knocked up before they can even spell 'parent'.
They had a baby and still don't know what a mom is.
He got pregnant and still thinks he's 'cool' with it.
She had a baby and now she's trying to be a mom and still think she's a kid.
Babies Making Babies
Kids having babies before they can even take a shower.
They had a baby and still can't brush their teeth properly.
He got pregnant and still can't even clean his room.
She had a baby and now she's stuck with a kid and no life.
Babienugs
Babienugs are smart as hell and can learn stuff faster than you can say 'I need a nap and a sandwich.'
My cousin is a Babienug. She learned coding in a week and now she roasts me daily.
That kid in class? He's a Babienug. He finished the math test before the teacher even handed it out.
My dog is a Babienug. He knows calculus and hates my cat.
Babienugs
Babienugs are like brainy superheroes who can absorb knowledge like it's a buffet and they're on a never-ending food coma.
My brother is a Babienug. He read a whole book in one day and then challenged me to a dance-off.
That teacher? She's a Babienug. She knows everything and still finds time to troll us.
My mom is a Babienug. She learned Spanish in a month and now she yells at the neighbor in three languages.
Babienugs
Babienugs are people who know everything and can solve problems before you even finish asking the question.
My friend is a Babienug. He fixed my broken phone before I even told him it was broken.
That kid in the park? He's a Babienug. He solved the Rubik’s Cube and then asked me if I wanted to play chess.
My neighbor is a Babienug. She knows all the answers and still has time to annoy me.
Babied
Getting babied means your boyfriends or friends are acting like you're a f***ing toddler. You whine, you cry, and you expect them to bring you snacks and wipe your butt.
'I'm so sad, my dog died!' (while eating chocolate cake)
'I can't walk!' (after taking two steps)
'I need a juice box right now!' (while drinking a soda)
Babied
When you babie someone, you're basically giving them a f***ing hug and a compliment every five seconds. They're like a f***ing puppy, happy and wagging their tail.
'You're the bestest friend in the whole wide world!' (after they helped you find your phone)
'I love you so much!' (after they gave you a lollipop)
'You're my favorite person ever!' (because they said yes to watching Netflix)
Babied
Baby baby baby is the f***ing theme song from Persona 3, and it's annoying as hell. It's like someone is screaming 'baby' for ten straight minutes, and you can't escape it.
'Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby!' (during the final battle)
'Baby baby baby baby!' (while you're trying to sleep)
'Baby baby baby!' (in every single class in the game)
Babied
When you babie someone with the Persona 3 theme, you're basically forcing them to listen to the same 'baby' chant for an hour straight. It's like being tortured with a lullaby.
'I swear I will play that song again if you don't stop crying!'
'I'm going to play baby baby baby until you beg me to stop!'
'This is the last time I'm going to play that song!' (while playing it again)
Babied
Using 'Babied' like 'On God' means you're trying to convince someone you're telling the truth, but you're just f***ing desperate and using the word 'baby' like it's your last hope.
'Baby, I swear I did not eat your sandwich!'
'Baby, I'm telling the truth!'
'Baby, I'm not lying!'
Babied
When you say 'Babied,' it's just you being f***ing loud and trying to make everyone listen to you, even if you're f***ing wrong and you don't even know it.
'BABIED!' (while yelling in the middle of class)
'Babied, I'm right!' (while being completely wrong)
'Babied, I'm the best at everything!' (while failing a test)
Babied Out
You party so hard, you end up pooping your pants like a toddler who forgot how to use the bathroom.
I went to the club and came home with a belly full of pizza and a butt full of shame.
After the rave, my pants were soaked and my dignity was gone.
He drank so much, he peed on the floor and pooped in his pants at the same time.
Babied Out
Stupid people try to fix a problem, but they end up ruining everything else too.
She tried to clean the house but ended up throwing everything out.
He tried to fix his phone, but now it’s broken and his brain is broken too.
She tried to get rid of her ex, but now she’s single and broke.
Babied Out
You mess up a good thing while trying to get rid of a bad one.
I tried to throw away my old job, but now I’ve got no job and no money.
She tried to get rid of her bad haircut, but now she’s bald and it looks like a disaster.
He tried to get rid of his bad habits, but now he has no habits and no life.
Babied Out
When a woman has too many kids just because she wants to, or because someone else told her to, and she doesn’t care if they live or die.
She had 10 kids just because she felt like it and didn’t care about the mess.
She had 7 kids because her husband said so and she didn’t care about anything else.
She had 8 kids from fertility treatments and now she’s stuck with them forever.
Babied Out
A fast, Cuban or Puerto Rican way to tell a girl to look at your hard-on and then judge you for it.
‘Mira, mira’ he said, and I had to look at his boner in the middle of the street.
He said ‘Mira, mira’ and I saw his hard-on and felt ashamed.
She said ‘Mira, mira’ and I had to look at his hard-on in front of everyone.
Babied Out
Joe Biden.
He’s like the president, but he forgets things and says stupid stuff.
He’s the president, but he can’t remember his own name sometimes.
He’s the president, and he talks like he’s on a really long trip.
Babied Out
You’re too busy for the one person who actually loves you, and you’d rather talk to strangers.
I was too busy texting my ex to talk to my mom.
He was too busy talking to his friends to hear me.
She was too busy on Instagram to actually listen to me.
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