Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You party so hard, you end up pooping your pants like a toddler who forgot how to use the bathroom.

I went to the club and came home with a belly full of pizza and a butt full of shame.

After the rave, my pants were soaked and my dignity was gone.

He drank so much, he peed on the floor and pooped in his pants at the same time.

2

Stupid people try to fix a problem, but they end up ruining everything else too.

She tried to clean the house but ended up throwing everything out.

He tried to fix his phone, but now it’s broken and his brain is broken too.

She tried to get rid of her ex, but now she’s single and broke.

3

You mess up a good thing while trying to get rid of a bad one.

I tried to throw away my old job, but now I’ve got no job and no money.

She tried to get rid of her bad haircut, but now she’s bald and it looks like a disaster.

He tried to get rid of his bad habits, but now he has no habits and no life.

4

When a woman has too many kids just because she wants to, or because someone else told her to, and she doesn’t care if they live or die.

She had 10 kids just because she felt like it and didn’t care about the mess.

She had 7 kids because her husband said so and she didn’t care about anything else.

She had 8 kids from fertility treatments and now she’s stuck with them forever.

5

A fast, Cuban or Puerto Rican way to tell a girl to look at your hard-on and then judge you for it.

‘Mira, mira’ he said, and I had to look at his boner in the middle of the street.

He said ‘Mira, mira’ and I saw his hard-on and felt ashamed.

She said ‘Mira, mira’ and I had to look at his hard-on in front of everyone.

6

Joe Biden.

He’s like the president, but he forgets things and says stupid stuff.

He’s the president, but he can’t remember his own name sometimes.

He’s the president, and he talks like he’s on a really long trip.

7

You’re too busy for the one person who actually loves you, and you’d rather talk to strangers.

I was too busy texting my ex to talk to my mom.

He was too busy talking to his friends to hear me.

She was too busy on Instagram to actually listen to me.