Babienugs
Babienugs are smart as hell and can learn stuff faster than you can say 'I need a nap and a sandwich.'
My cousin is a Babienug. She learned coding in a week and now she roasts me daily.
That kid in class? He's a Babienug. He finished the math test before the teacher even handed it out.
My dog is a Babienug. He knows calculus and hates my cat.
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