Babe kat
The devil’s backup plan for making you cry
Babe kat showed up right before my lunch break
She texted me at 2 AM with a photo of my dog wearing a hat
She called my mom and said I was a ‘disgrace’
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Babe kat
The human version of a trash fire
Babe kat broke my favorite mug just to see me get mad
She sent me a meme of a crying cat and said ‘this is you’
She told my crush I had a ‘smelly hair’
Babe kat
The reason you failed math and your social life
Babe kat made my math test look like a spelling bee
She ruined my date by telling my crush I was a ‘crybaby’
She posted a video of me singing in the shower
Babe in A Bottle
A fancy piece of junk that promises to turn you into a hot mess so you can flirt like a pro and get laid like a champ. It’s basically a magic potion for people who think they’re Casper but are really just smelly.
I spent $50 on this deodorant and still smell like my brother’s sock drawer.
This perfume claims it’ll make me irresistible, but I still can’t get my crush to look at me.
I used this stuff and my ex came back just to yell at me.
Babe in A Bottle
When you drag your girl to a party, hand her a bottle of something strong, and both of you end up stuck together like two drunk raccoons until the bottle is gone and the cops show up.
We drank that whole bottle of rum and now we’re both in the principal’s office.
At the mixer, we drank so much we forgot our names.
We finished the bottle and still didn’t know if we were dating or just wasted.
Babe drain
When a whole country’s most attractive women all decide to move to the same city because it’s the only place that doesn’t make them want to vomit. It’s like a brain drain, but way hotter and way less smart.
My cousin left the middle of nowhere to live in the city because she said it was the only place where she didn’t look like a lost goat.
My friend’s ex moved to the city just to be near the hot guy who works at the coffee shop.
My aunt left her farming life to be in the city because she said the boys in the city had better hair than the boys in the country.
Babe drain
When every city’s top babes all decide to live in one place because it’s the only place that doesn’t make them look like they were dropped from a plane.
My best friend moved to the city because she said the boys there had better skin than the boys back home.
My brother left the country because he said the girls in the city had better bodies and better taste in music.
My mom’s friend moved to the city just to be near the hottest guy at the bar.
Babe drain
When the most beautiful women in a country all go to the same city because it’s the only place that doesn’t make them look like they’ve been hit by a truck.
My cousin moved to the city because she said the boys there had better hair and better bodies.
My friend’s sister moved there just to be near the guy who works at the coffee shop and looks like a model.
My mom moved to the city because she said it was the only place where the boys didn’t make her want to cry.
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys yell this when they're too lazy to get a job and just want your body for free
Babe come to the house I’m too tired to walk to your place
Babe come to the house I’m not paying for pizza again
Babe come to the house I’m gonna make you my wife or I’ll die
Babe come to the house
This is what Nigerian guys say when they're drunk and think you're the only person who can save them from their bad decisions
Babe come to the house I drank all my money
Babe come to the house I bet my mom on a game
Babe come to the house I want you to fix my life
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys use this when they’re too cheap to buy you a gift and just want to use your body
Babe come to the house I don’t have money for gifts
Babe come to the house I’m saving up for my phone
Babe come to the house I’m too broke to buy you lunch
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys say this when they’re too scared to ask you out properly and just want to sneak into your house
Babe come to the house I’m scared to text you
Babe come to the house I don’t know how to ask you out
Babe come to the house I’m hiding from my dad
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys shout this when they’re too selfish to think about anything else and just want your body
Babe come to the house I don’t care about my grades
Babe come to the house I don’t care if I fail
Babe come to the house I just want your body
Babe come to the house
Nigerian guys use this when they’re too proud to admit they’re desperate and just want to make you come to them
Babe come to the house I don’t need anyone else
Babe come to the house I’m not asking for anything else
Babe come to the house I’m too proud to beg
Babe collector
A guy who thinks he's a god because he's got a bunch of hot girls hooked on him
He texts all his exes on his birthday just to remind them he's still the king.
He bragged about his 'collection' at the bar like it was the Olympics.
He called his mom to tell her he got a new babe and she just said, 'You're still a failure.'
Babe collector
A man who treats women like toys and switches them out when they get boring
He dumped his third girlfriend in a row because she didn't laugh at his jokes.
He told his new babe he was going to 'upgrade' her in two weeks.
He asked his ex if she wanted to come back, and she just said, 'No, I'm still mad you left me for a hotter one.'
Babe collector
A guy who thinks getting laid is the same thing as being rich
He showed off his new babe at the grocery store like it was a trophy.
He told his friends he had 'sixteen babes' and no one believed him.
He texted his old babe to say he had a new one and she just replied with, 'You're still a loser.'
Babe Wrangler
The guy who gets every girl; A man who can’t keep his pants zipped
He’s got four girls in his class and they’re all his now.
He just texted me and said, 'I’m doing this to your sister next.'
He asked my mom out, then my sister, then my cousin.
Babe Wrangler
The guy who’s got a girl on each arm; A man who’s too busy getting laid to think straight
He showed up to the party with three girls and a backpack full of snacks.
He said he’s dating two of my friends and one of my teachers.
He tried to ask me out while his girlfriend was still talking to him.
Babe Wrangler
The man who’s got more girlfriends than he has socks; A walking heartbreak machine
He broke up with my sister and then dated her best friend.
He had five girlfriends in one week and none of them knew about each other.
He told me he’s dating my neighbor and my math teacher at the same time.