Babe drain

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When a whole country’s most attractive women all decide to move to the same city because it’s the only place that doesn’t make them want to vomit. It’s like a brain drain, but way hotter and way less smart.

My cousin left the middle of nowhere to live in the city because she said it was the only place where she didn’t look like a lost goat.

My friend’s ex moved to the city just to be near the hot guy who works at the coffee shop.

My aunt left her farming life to be in the city because she said the boys in the city had better hair than the boys in the country.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When every city’s top babes all decide to live in one place because it’s the only place that doesn’t make them look like they were dropped from a plane.

My best friend moved to the city because she said the boys there had better skin than the boys back home.

My brother left the country because he said the girls in the city had better bodies and better taste in music.

My mom’s friend moved to the city just to be near the hottest guy at the bar.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When the most beautiful women in a country all go to the same city because it’s the only place that doesn’t make them look like they’ve been hit by a truck.

My cousin moved to the city because she said the boys there had better hair and better bodies.

My friend’s sister moved there just to be near the guy who works at the coffee shop and looks like a model.

My mom moved to the city because she said it was the only place where the boys didn’t make her want to cry.

by Slangipedia 15d ago