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D'oh well!
A loud, profane yell of frustration that happens when you're just about to lose it, but then you remember that everything is probably going to stay bad anyway.
D'oh well! I got a bad grade and now I have to do extra work.
D'oh well! My phone is broken and I can't text my friends.
D'oh well! My dog ate my homework and I'm going to fail.
D'oh well!
A loud, angry scream that happens when you're really annoyed, but you soon realize that there's no point in trying to fix anything.
D'oh well! I lost my keys and I can't get into my house.
D'oh well! I got detention and now I have to stay after school.
D'oh well! My dog peed on my carpet and now I have to clean it.
D'oh Freaking Pizzas!
A loud, angry yell that sounds like a dying goat. Used when you fail a level or die in a game. Chuggaaconroy says it a lot.
D'oh freaking pizzas! I just got killed by a turtle!
D'oh freaking pizzas! My whole team died!
D'oh freaking pizzas! I failed the level again!
D'oh Freaking Pizzas!
A shout of pure rage. You yell it when you lose or something goes wrong. It’s like screaming at a pizza that’s on fire.
D'oh freaking pizzas! My character just exploded!
D'oh freaking pizzas! I got ambushed by a boss!
D'oh freaking pizzas! I lost the game!
D'oh Freaking Pizzas!
A very loud and angry yell. You use it when you’re super mad at a game. It’s like yelling at a pizza that won’t stop burning.
D'oh freaking pizzas! I just got hit by a car!
D'oh freaking pizzas! My character fell off a cliff!
D'oh freaking pizzas! I lost my whole level!
D'oh Freaking Pizzas!
A big, loud yell of frustration. It’s used when something really annoying happens in a game. It sounds like a goat that’s been hit by a truck.
D'oh freaking pizzas! I died because of a spider!
D'oh freaking pizzas! My character got stuck in a wall!
D'oh freaking pizzas! I lost the match!
D'oh Freaking Pizzas!
A loud, angry scream that Chuggaaconroy uses when he’s super mad. It’s like a goat that’s been cursed by a pizza.
D'oh freaking pizzas! I got killed by a sword!
D'oh freaking pizzas! My character just exploded!
D'oh freaking pizzas! I lost the game!
D'offay Double
A gross drink made with rum, coke, and ice. It’s like a hangover in a glass. You order it to hide how much of a drunk you really are.
My uncle ordered a D'offay double at the bar. He called it 'the morning after in a cup.'
My friend said, 'I need a D'offay double before I can talk to my mom.'
The bartender gave me a D'offay double and said, 'This is your last chance.'
D'offay Double
A rum and coke so strong it could knock out a donkey. You ask for it to act cool, but you're just a drunk trying to hide it.
At the party, I said, 'I need a D'offay double or I’m going home.'
My cousin called the D'offay double 'the reason I don’t drink on weekends.'
The bar said, 'We only serve D'offay doubles to people who can handle it.'
D'offay Double
A rum and coke that hits you like a truck. You ask for it to seem tough, but you’re just a drunk with a plan.
I told my boss, 'I need a D'offay double before I can do this presentation.'
My friend said, 'The D'offay double is the only thing that can save me from my ex.'
The bartender said, 'That’s your third D'offay double. You’re not getting another.'
D'offay Double
A rum and coke so strong it could make a saint swear. You order it to seem tough, but you're just a drunk hiding from the truth.
I said to my friend, 'I need a D'offay double before I can face my problems.'
My mom called the D'offay double 'the reason I don’t go out on weekends.'
The bar said, 'That D'offay double is the reason we're charging extra.'
D'offay Double
A rum and coke that tastes like regret. You ask for it to look cool, but you're just a drunk with no plans.
I told my friend, 'I need a D'offay double before I can do anything else.'
My coworker said, 'I only drink D'offay doubles on Fridays.'
The bartender said, 'You're getting a D'offay double because you're asking for it.'
D'offay Double
A rum and coke that burns your throat like a fire. You order it to seem tough, but you're just a drunk with a secret.
I told my friend, 'I need a D'offay double before I can face the day.'
My boss said, 'That D'offay double is why you’re late again.'
The bar said, 'We only serve D'offay doubles to people who can handle it.'
D'nah
Not just being clueless; it's like your brain is full of swamp gas and you're too lazy to light a match.
D'nah is why my cousin missed the bus, the train, and the fact that there was a parade going on outside his house.
She said she didn't know where the store was. D'nah is when you don't know where you are, or what day it is, or that you're still wearing your pajamas.
My dog has more knowledge than me. I'm suffering from D'nah.
D'nah
A mental state so bad it's like your brain was boiled in a pot of hot soup and then left in the sun.
He forgot his own name. That's not just D'nah. That's a full-blown identity crisis with a side of cornflakes.
She said she didn't know what time it was. That's D'nah. That's also why she missed her own birthday party.
I had D'nah so bad I thought my cat was a new roommate.
D'nah
D'nah is when you're so lost you could find a way out of the universe and still not know where you are.
He got lost on a straight road. That's not just D'nah. That's a crime against navigation.
She said she didn't know where she was. That's D'nah. That's also why she's still wearing yesterday's socks.
My neighbor said he didn't know what day it was. I said, 'That's not a problem. That's D'nah.'
D'nah
D'nah is like your brain went on vacation and forgot to bring the map or the keys or the concept of time.
He went to the store and came back with a chicken. That's not just D'nah. That's a full-blown chicken heist.
She said she didn't know where she was. That's D'nah. That's also why she thinks her phone is a toaster.
I had D'nah so bad I tried to eat my coffee.
D'nah
D'nah is when you're so clueless you think the moon is a giant cheese wheel and you're the cheese wheel's best friend.
He said the moon was a cheese wheel. That's not just D'nah. That's a full-blown cheese wheel friendship.
She said she didn't know what day it was. That's D'nah. That's also why she thinks her dog is a witch.
I had D'nah so bad I tried to talk to my shadow.
D'nah
D'nah is when your brain is so fried it could power a whole town and still have time to argue with the electricity bill.
He forgot his own password. That's not just D'nah. That's a password crisis with a side of confusion.
She said she didn't know where she was. That's D'nah. That's also why she thinks her house is a spaceship.
I had D'nah so bad I tried to take a nap in the middle of a traffic jam.
D'munted
All twisted up and happy as hell like you just got hit by a truck and loved every second of it. You're at the top of your high, right after a wild night of Pinging.
I woke up with a hangover and a smile that could light up the whole block.
I felt like a tornado had moved in and was having a party inside me.
I was twisted and grinning like I’d just won the lottery and got hit by a bus.
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