D'offay Double - A rum and coke that hits you like a truck. You ask for it to

A rum and coke that hits you like a truck. You ask for it to seem tough, but you’re just a drunk with a plan.

I told my boss, 'I need a D'offay double before I can do this presentation.'

My friend said, 'The D'offay double is the only thing that can save me from my ex.'

The bartender said, 'That’s your third D'offay double. You’re not getting another.'