Discover Slang

pagzmina
the word you use when you’re so turned on you think you can speak Spanish even though your brain is melting.
He said pagzmina so fast I thought he was speaking another language.
She screamed pagzmina during sex and I almost called 911.
He sent me a DM: 'Pagzmina. I just finished the first round and I’m already begging for more.'
pagzmina
the holy word you say during sex when you’re too good to think straight and your brain just gives up.
He said pagzmina so loud the ceiling cracked.
She said pagzmina so much I started believing it was a real word.
He texted me: 'Pagzmina. I’m going to die. I swear.'
pagzmina
the only Spanish word you know, and you yell it during sex because you’re too horny to think straight.
He said pagzmina so fast I thought he was trying to break the internet.
She said pagzmina during sex and I almost cried from how good it was.
He messaged me: 'Pagzmina. I’m going to keep saying it until I pass out.'
pagzmina
a wild shout you make during sex when you’re so good you start speaking Spanish like you’ve been doing it your whole life.
He said pagzmina so loud I heard it from the next house.
She said pagzmina during sex and I almost lost my job because I started laughing in the office.
He texted me: 'Pagzmina. I’m going to keep saying it until I’m 100.'
pagzing
When someone throws a link at you faster than you can finish your coffee, just to show off they know more than you.
You say 'I think that band is called The Beatles' and he instantly sends you a link to Wikipedia.
She hears 'fries' and immediately texts you a link to a deep fryer documentary.
He says 'I think that movie was from the 70s' and sends you a link to a 70s movie marathon.
pagzing
When someone is so cool it hurts, like when your mom says 'I’m gonna kill you' and you know she means it.
He ate three burgers in one go and still said 'I feel fine.'
She pulled off a perfect triple axel and then said 'I was just warming up.'
He turned up to the party in a spacesuit and said 'I had to wear this to work.'
pagzing
When a guy has a beard so thick it looks like he grew it in a forest and forgot to cut it.
He walked in and it looked like a raccoon had moved into his face.
He showed up with a beard so long it could be a pet.
He had a beard so wild it looked like it had a life of its own.
pagzing
A Pagz is a person who took a name from a family that went through a spelling crisis in primary school. It took about 10 years and a lot of bad decisions.
He changed his name from Orger to Pagz because he thought it sounded cooler.
She went from Orgy Porgy to Paggi because she wanted to be fancy.
He went from Pags to Pagz because he thought it was the last step to being a legend.
pagz
He has a beard that looks like it was grown in a prison cell
Bro, you look like a raccoon with a beard
That beard is so wild, it's got its own ZIP code
He walks in like a beast with a beard
pagz
A Pagz is someone who took their grandpa's last name and turned it into a curse that haunts all primary schools
That Pagz has been torturing my class since 2007
Pagz is the reason I failed math
They’re still trying to track down the original Orger
pagz
Straight up Sav; savage; so cool it makes your brain explode
That move was pagz-level cool
He looked like a pagz in a neon suit
I just saw a pagz walk into a bar and it exploded
pagz
When you drop a link to a random website right after someone says something dumb
He said 'pizza is a fruit' and I pagzed him with a Wikipedia link
She called the moon a disco ball and I pagzed her with a YouTube video
He said 'cats are evil' and I pagzed him with a conspiracy site
pagwna
the worst kind of idiot who also smells like old pizza
She said she was going to college, but I know she just wants to be a couch potato.
He tried to flirt with her, and she called him a 'spider brain'.
She wore socks with sandals and called it 'fashion'.
pagwna
a human who thinks they're cool but is just loud and dumb
She tried to rap at the party and missed every single word.
He thought he was a superhero because he could do push-ups.
She texted me at 2 AM to tell me her cat was 'dramatic'.
pagwna
the kind of person who would eat a whole cake and then complain about the frosting
She ate the last slice of cake and then yelled at the baker.
He took the biggest piece and said it was 'unfair'.
She tried to make a sandwich out of cake and it fell apart.
pagwna
a brainless meatball who thinks they're the main character of their own story
She told me she was 'the queen of the school' and no one believed her.
He wrote a whole essay about his 'epic day' and it was just lunch.
She thought she was famous because a stranger said 'hi'.
pagwna
the kind of person who would fight a chicken for no reason
She got into a fight with the school chicken because it wouldn't stop clucking.
He said the chicken was 'insulting' him.
She tried to wrestle the chicken and it pecked her.
pagwna
a human who has no idea how to use a phone and thinks it's magic
She tried to text me but pressed every button at once.
He called me 'the internet' because he didn't know what a phone was.
She thought the phone was alive and was talking to it.
pagwm
a hot girl who moves like she’s showing off
She walked into the room like she owned it and my heart dropped.
He texted me, 'Just saw your cousin at the mall. She’s a pagwm.'
My friend’s new girlfriend is a pagwm and he’s obsessed.
pagwm
a girl so pretty she makes you forget your own name
I saw her and I forgot my name, my phone, and my life.
He told me, 'That girl is a pagwm. She’s like magic.'
My little brother’s crush is a pagwm and he’s acting like a fool.
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