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When someone throws a link at you faster than you can finish your coffee, just to show off they know more than you.
You say 'I think that band is called The Beatles' and he instantly sends you a link to Wikipedia.
She hears 'fries' and immediately texts you a link to a deep fryer documentary.
He says 'I think that movie was from the 70s' and sends you a link to a 70s movie marathon.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When someone is so cool it hurts, like when your mom says 'I’m gonna kill you' and you know she means it.
He ate three burgers in one go and still said 'I feel fine.'
She pulled off a perfect triple axel and then said 'I was just warming up.'
He turned up to the party in a spacesuit and said 'I had to wear this to work.'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When a guy has a beard so thick it looks like he grew it in a forest and forgot to cut it.
He walked in and it looked like a raccoon had moved into his face.
He showed up with a beard so long it could be a pet.
He had a beard so wild it looked like it had a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A Pagz is a person who took a name from a family that went through a spelling crisis in primary school. It took about 10 years and a lot of bad decisions.
He changed his name from Orger to Pagz because he thought it sounded cooler.
She went from Orgy Porgy to Paggi because she wanted to be fancy.
He went from Pags to Pagz because he thought it was the last step to being a legend.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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