Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of idiot who also smells like old pizza

She said she was going to college, but I know she just wants to be a couch potato.

He tried to flirt with her, and she called him a 'spider brain'.

She wore socks with sandals and called it 'fashion'.

2

a human who thinks they're cool but is just loud and dumb

She tried to rap at the party and missed every single word.

He thought he was a superhero because he could do push-ups.

She texted me at 2 AM to tell me her cat was 'dramatic'.

3

the kind of person who would eat a whole cake and then complain about the frosting

She ate the last slice of cake and then yelled at the baker.

He took the biggest piece and said it was 'unfair'.

She tried to make a sandwich out of cake and it fell apart.

4

a brainless meatball who thinks they're the main character of their own story

She told me she was 'the queen of the school' and no one believed her.

He wrote a whole essay about his 'epic day' and it was just lunch.

She thought she was famous because a stranger said 'hi'.

5

the kind of person who would fight a chicken for no reason

She got into a fight with the school chicken because it wouldn't stop clucking.

He said the chicken was 'insulting' him.

She tried to wrestle the chicken and it pecked her.

6

a human who has no idea how to use a phone and thinks it's magic

She tried to text me but pressed every button at once.

He called me 'the internet' because he didn't know what a phone was.

She thought the phone was alive and was talking to it.