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A'ight Blah
When you're so tired of someone's dumbass rambling you just cut them off with 'a'ight... blah' and walk away.
'He's been talking about his ex for an hour.' 'A'ight... blah.'
'She just told me her cat's favorite color is pink.' 'A'ight... blah.'
'He's explaining why the toilet paper goes over.' 'A'ight... blah.'
A'ight Blah
When you're so sick of someone's stupid mouth you just say 'a'ight... blah' like you're done with them for good.
'He just told me his favorite food is glitter.' 'A'ight... blah.'
'She's talking about her plants like they're celebrities.' 'A'ight... blah.'
'He's explaining why the moon is made of cheese.' 'A'ight... blah.'
A'ight Blah
When someone's words are so dumb you just shut them down with 'a'ight... blah' and pretend you never heard them.
'He just said his job is to count clouds.' 'A'ight... blah.'
'She told me her dog can do algebra.' 'A'ight... blah.'
'He's explaining why the sun is a disco ball.' 'A'ight... blah.'
A'ight Blah
When someone is so annoying you just yell 'a'ight... blah' and throw something at them.
'He's been talking about his cereal for 20 minutes.' 'A'ight... blah!' *throws a shoe*.
'She just told me her fish can sing opera.' 'A'ight... blah!' *throws a book*.
'He's explaining why the chair is a spaceship.' 'A'ight... blah!' *throws a sock*.
A'had Abraham
A tester guy who’s so bad he makes his whole team look like amateurs and everyone else just wants him to die already
He broke the app so bad we had to cancel the meeting
His tests failed so much the server cried
He made the team late because he couldn’t find the button
A'had Abraham
A guy who thinks he’s a pro but he’s just a problem in disguise and he makes everyone else look good by comparison
He tried to fix the bug but made it worse
He didn’t know how to log in and asked for help
He messed up the test so the whole team had to redo it
A'had Abraham
A tester who’s so useless he’s like a virus and he infects the whole team with his stupidity
He couldn’t find the menu and screamed at the screen
He broke the app and no one knew why
He made the team redo the test because he forgot to click the button
A'ght
A shortcut for 'Alright' that sounds like a drunk man saying 'Alight' after too many beers.
A'ght, I'm gonna pass out on the couch.
A'ght, I'm gonna eat the whole pizza by myself.
A'ght, I'm gonna text my mom and ask for money.
A'ght
A way to say 'Alright' that makes you sound like a gangster who just got a new watch.
A'ght, I'm rolling out of here.
A'ght, I'm gonna beat up the guy who took my seat.
A'ght, I'm gonna flex my new sneakers.
A'ght
A rude and lazy way to say 'Alright' that makes you sound like you just woke up from a nap.
A'ght, I'm gonna sleep through the rest of the day.
A'ght, I'm gonna ignore my homework.
A'ght, I'm gonna eat cereal for dinner.
A'ght
A short way to say 'Alright' that sounds like you're about to start a fight.
A'ght, I'm gonna kick your ass.
A'ght, I'm gonna steal your lunch.
A'ght, I'm gonna text my friends and ask for backup.
A'ght
A slangy way to say 'Alright' that makes you sound like you're the king of the block.
A'ght, I'm the king of the block.
A'ght, I'm gonna get my revenge.
A'ght, I'm gonna show them who's boss.
A'ght
A lazy and rude way to say 'Alright' that makes you sound like you don’t care about anything.
A'ght, I don’t care if I fail the test.
A'ght, I’m gonna skip class.
A'ght, I’m gonna eat the whole cake.
A'finy
the only person who’s ever been perfect and should get all the luck and good stuff in the world.
She’s the only one who’s ever been perfect. Everyone else is just trash.
If I had her luck, I’d be rich and famous. Probably.
She’s the only one who’s ever deserved everything. The rest of us are just losers.
A'finy
the most stunning human ever made and should get all the good stuff life has to offer.
She’s so stunning, she makes everyone else look like they’re wearing a clown suit.
If I had her good stuff, I’d be rich and happy. Probably.
She’s the only one who’s ever been made by God. The rest of us were just thrown in a blender.
A'finy
the only human who’s ever been worth anything and should get all the good stuff life throws at her.
She’s the only one who’s ever been worth anything. The rest of us are just garbage.
If I had her good stuff, I’d be rich and famous. Probably.
She’s the only one who’s ever been thrown good stuff. The rest of us got the scraps.
A'fiffa
A'fiffa is a person who is always happy, never annoyed, and smells like fresh perfume and success. She’s smart, never lazy, and if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.
A'fiffa walked into the room and immediately made my day. Also my week. Also my life.
She got promoted and I got demoted just for being her coworker.
A'fiffa told me I was 'a mess' and then gave me a coffee. I now have a 5-star rating on my life.
A'fiffa
A'fiffa is like a sunshine in a world of farts. She’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a personality the size of a parade.
She showed up to the meeting wearing heels and a smile. I showed up in pajamas and guilt.
A'fiffa finished my report in 10 minutes. I took 10 years to finish mine.
She said I was 'a disgrace' and then gave me a gift card. I’m confused but also grateful.
A'fiffa
A'fiffa is a human who is always on top of everything, never tired, and somehow manages to be perfect at all times. If she isn’t, it’s because you’re bad at life.
She had a baby and still got promoted. I had a cat and got fired.
A'fiffa told me I was 'a disappointment' and then brought me ice cream. I’m now a 5-star disappointment.
She finished my project in 5 minutes. I took 5 years to finish my thoughts.
A'fiffa
A'fiffa is someone who is never late, never moody, and somehow always has a plan. If you don’t follow her plan, she will make your life a nightmare.
She arrived at the party with a plan and a smile. I arrived with a latte and a headache.
A'fiffa finished my work in 10 seconds. I took 10 minutes to decide what to eat for lunch.
She said I was ‘a mess’ and then gave me a raise. I’m now a 5-star mess with a paycheck.
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