A'fiffa
A'fiffa is like a sunshine in a world of farts. She’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a personality the size of a parade.
She showed up to the meeting wearing heels and a smile. I showed up in pajamas and guilt.
A'fiffa finished my report in 10 minutes. I took 10 years to finish mine.
She said I was 'a disgrace' and then gave me a gift card. I’m confused but also grateful.