A'fiffa
A'fiffa is someone who is never late, never moody, and somehow always has a plan. If you don’t follow her plan, she will make your life a nightmare.
She arrived at the party with a plan and a smile. I arrived with a latte and a headache.
A'fiffa finished my work in 10 seconds. I took 10 minutes to decide what to eat for lunch.
She said I was ‘a mess’ and then gave me a raise. I’m now a 5-star mess with a paycheck.