A'fiffa
A'fiffa is a human who is always on top of everything, never tired, and somehow manages to be perfect at all times. If she isn’t, it’s because you’re bad at life.
She had a baby and still got promoted. I had a cat and got fired.
A'fiffa told me I was 'a disappointment' and then brought me ice cream. I’m now a 5-star disappointment.
She finished my project in 5 minutes. I took 5 years to finish my thoughts.