A just cause
When you do something because why not and it doesn't matter a damn thing
Why not text me? I'm eating pizza and it doesn't matter.
Why not rob the store? The cops aren't even here.
Why not scream at the sky? It doesn't care.
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A just cause
When cops treat you like you're a criminal with no reason
Cops pulled me over for no reason. Just 'cuz I looked suspicious.
They searched me and I had nothing. Just 'cuz they felt like it.
They arrested me for no reason. Just 'cuz they're cops.
A just cause
The game that will make you lose your mind from all the explosions
Just Cause has more explosions than my mom's Christmas cookies.
I played Just Cause and my ears are still ringing.
That game has explosions. Like, A LOT of explosions.
A just cause
The cheapest way to get high and forget your problems
Just Cause is like crack but cheaper and easier to get.
I smoke Just Cause instead of crack. It’s way better.
Just Cause costs less than my lunch and it gets me high.
A just cause
A game where you can blow up everything like it's your revenge on the world
Just Cause 3 lets you blow up buildings like they owe you money.
I blew up a whole city in Just Cause 3. It felt amazing.
That game lets you destroy everything like it's your life’s mission.
A just cause
A game where you can tear everything apart in cool and crazy ways
Just Cause 4 lets you destroy things in a million different ways.
I destroyed a mountain in Just Cause 4. It was awesome.
That game lets you destroy stuff like it's your favorite hobby.
A just cause
A game that lets you smash up everything like it's your birthday
Just Cause 4 is the best because you can smash up everything.
I smashed a plane in Just Cause 4. It felt like my birthday.
That game lets you destroy everything like you’re celebrating.
A judy
A Judi is a woman so pretty, you’ll probably end up getting a divorce just to be with her. She’s the kind of friend who’ll keep your secrets, even the ones you tell her while drunk.
My ex got a divorce because he saw my Judi and forgot he had a wife.
I told my Judi I stole a sandwich, and she kept it a secret for a year.
My Judi is so hot, I think she’s the reason my dog won’t stop barking at me.
A judy
A Judi is a woman who thinks she's just average, but the truth is, she's the best thing that ever happened to you, and you probably didn’t deserve her.
My Judi said she was just okay, but I know she’s the reason I still have my sanity.
She said she was just a normal girl, but she’s the best at making me laugh when I'm crying.
I told my Judi I was the best, and she said I was just okay, which was a lie.
A judy
A Judi is the girl who everyone knows, loves, and probably has a crush on. You’re lucky if you’re friends with her.
Every guy in school had a crush on my Judi, but I was the one who got to be her friend.
My Judi was the one who got the boy’s attention, but I got the snacks.
My Judi is the reason everyone in class is distracted, including me.
A judy
A Judi is a girl who’s like a best friend, but with more laughs, more secrets, and more drama, and you probably need her to survive your life.
My Judi told me my crush was a jerk, and I believed her, even though I was wrong.
She keeps my secrets, even the ones I tell her in the middle of the night.
My Judi is like my second mom, but with more jokes and less yelling.
A judy
A Judi is the kind of woman who’s so amazing, you wonder why you’re not married to her yet. And if you are, good for you, you’ve got the best.
My Judi is so good, I think she’s the reason I didn’t fail math.
She’s the best friend I’ve ever had, and the only one who knows my dirty secrets.
I asked my Judi why she was so good, and she said she just knew.
A judy
A Judi is a woman so cool, she can make even the most grumpy person smile, and if she’s your friend, you’re probably the luckiest person alive.
My Judi turned my grumpy uncle into a happy man, just by being herself.
She’s the kind of friend who’ll make you laugh even when you’re mad.
I was grumpy, but my Judi made me smile, and I’m not even sure why.
A judy
A Judi is the kind of girl who’s so hot, you might end up liking her, even if you were supposed to hate her.
My Judi is so hot, I forgot I was supposed to be mad at her.
She walks in, and everyone else forgets they’re even there.
My Judi is hot, and I’m not even trying to be nice about it.
A juno mae
The most amazing person who will make your life better and everyone else's worse.
My life is complete because of Amaizing.
Amaizing is the only reason I passed math.
I would die for Amaizing.
A juno mae
A person so good they might as well be a god, and everyone else is just trash.
Amaizing is like a god with better grades.
I’m just trash next to Amaizing.
Amaizing is the only one who can beat me at anything.
A juno mae
The best friend anyone could ever have, and the reason why your life is so awesome.
Amaizing is my best friend and my life’s best part.
My life is awesome because of Amaizing.
If I didn’t have Amaizing, I’d be a total disaster.
A josh
When someone does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.
I tried to josh my math test by drawing a mustache on the teacher's face. I got a zero.
My dog joshed me by knocking over my entire cereal bowl. It was a full-on breakfast apocalypse.
My cousin joshed me by trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite. He looked like a confused dragon.
A josh
A guy who's totally hot but weirdly shy about sex. He’s fine with furries though because they’re basically his main dopamine source.
Josh asked me out, but when I said yes, he ran away and hid in a closet with a bunch of plushies.
He dated a wolf furry for six months and still talks about it like it was a war.
He once tried to propose to a fox furry and got rejected by both of them.
A josh
When you do something just to be annoying and make someone’s day worse.
I joshed my mom by stealing her phone and sending a text to her boss saying she was sick.
My brother joshed me by putting a whoopee cushion on my chair. It was the worst.
I joshed my teacher by pretending to be a chicken during the spelling bee.