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When you do something because why not and it doesn't matter a damn thing
Why not text me? I'm eating pizza and it doesn't matter.
Why not rob the store? The cops aren't even here.
Why not scream at the sky? It doesn't care.
A just cause
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When cops treat you like you're a criminal with no reason
Cops pulled me over for no reason. Just 'cuz I looked suspicious.
They searched me and I had nothing. Just 'cuz they felt like it.
They arrested me for no reason. Just 'cuz they're cops.
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The game that will make you lose your mind from all the explosions
Just Cause has more explosions than my mom's Christmas cookies.
I played Just Cause and my ears are still ringing.
That game has explosions. Like, A LOT of explosions.
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The cheapest way to get high and forget your problems
Just Cause is like crack but cheaper and easier to get.
I smoke Just Cause instead of crack. It’s way better.
Just Cause costs less than my lunch and it gets me high.
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A game where you can blow up everything like it's your revenge on the world
Just Cause 3 lets you blow up buildings like they owe you money.
I blew up a whole city in Just Cause 3. It felt amazing.
That game lets you destroy everything like it's your life’s mission.
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A game where you can tear everything apart in cool and crazy ways
Just Cause 4 lets you destroy things in a million different ways.
I destroyed a mountain in Just Cause 4. It was awesome.
That game lets you destroy stuff like it's your favorite hobby.
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A game that lets you smash up everything like it's your birthday
Just Cause 4 is the best because you can smash up everything.
I smashed a plane in Just Cause 4. It felt like my birthday.
That game lets you destroy everything like you’re celebrating.