A josh

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When someone does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

I tried to josh my math test by drawing a mustache on the teacher's face. I got a zero.

My dog joshed me by knocking over my entire cereal bowl. It was a full-on breakfast apocalypse.

My cousin joshed me by trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite. He looked like a confused dragon.

A guy who's totally hot but weirdly shy about sex. He’s fine with furries though because they’re basically his main dopamine source.

Josh asked me out, but when I said yes, he ran away and hid in a closet with a bunch of plushies.

He dated a wolf furry for six months and still talks about it like it was a war.

He once tried to propose to a fox furry and got rejected by both of them.

When you do something just to be annoying and make someone’s day worse.

I joshed my mom by stealing her phone and sending a text to her boss saying she was sick.

My brother joshed me by putting a whoopee cushion on my chair. It was the worst.

I joshed my teacher by pretending to be a chicken during the spelling bee.

The best way to prove you’re right. It’s like swearing on God but with more Josh.

I said I could beat my brother in a race. He said On Josh. I lost.

My friend said his dog could talk. I said On Josh. The dog stayed silent.

I said I could eat a whole cake in one bite. I said On Josh. I puked.

Two words. Total legend.

Josh walked into a room. Everyone stopped talking. It was magic.

Josh showed up to a party and made the DJ play 80s music. It was legendary.

Josh once fought a bear with a spoon. It was the stuff of legends.

A superpower that lets you mess with people so hard they don’t know what hit them.

Josh joshed me by pretending my phone was broken. It took me an hour to realize it was just a prank.

He joshed my friend by telling her her dog was dead. She cried for 10 minutes.

He joshed my uncle by saying the pizza was expired. He threw it out and got a new one.

A total boss who wears black, fights crime, and has a voice like a god. Some say he’s Death in disguise.

Josh walked into the classroom like he owned it. The teacher didn’t even know what hit her.

He once fought a group of bullies with just a pencil and a calculator. It was wild.

He showed up in a superhero outfit during a math test and got 100%.