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Da freal is when something is so crazy or so good it makes you want to scream. You yell it when someone is being a total idiot or punches you.

Da freal! You just wore socks to bed!

Da freal! That was the worst dance ever.

Da freal! He just punched me in the face!

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Da freal is when something is so stupid or so amazing it feels like your brain is on fire. You use it when someone says something dumb or kicks you.

Da freal! You just sat on a hot stove!

Da freal! That was the worst joke ever.

Da freal! He just kicked me in the shins!

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When people hold this up it means they have the wildest junk in the whole damn universe

My cousin held up the fours and said his junk was bigger than the moon

At the party, the dude showed off the fours and called my dog a loser

My homie pulled out the fours and said he could beat my dad in a junk fight

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This is when people have so much junk they think they’re a god

My sister held up the fours and said she was a goddess of junk

At the gym, the guy with the fours said he could lift the whole gym

My mom pulled out the fours and said she could beat my uncle in a junk war

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When people hold this up it means they’ve got the most legendary junk ever

My brother held up the fours and said his junk was legendary

At the bus stop, the dude showed off the fours and said my dog was a weakling

My friend pulled out the fours and said he could beat my dad in a junk battle

by Slangipedia 17d ago

This is when people have the most absurd junk and they know it

My cousin held up the fours and laughed at my junk

At the concert, the guy with the fours said my dog was a joke

My homie showed off the fours and said my dad was a nobody

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When people hold this up it means their junk is so big it could break the whole world

My sister held up the fours and said her junk could crush the earth

At the school, the guy with the fours said my dog was a loser

My mom pulled out the fours and said she could beat the whole world

by Slangipedia 17d ago

This is when people have the most ridiculous junk and they love showing it off

My brother held up the fours and said my dog was a weakling

At the mall, the guy with the fours said he could beat my dad

My friend showed off the fours and said he was the king of junk

by Slangipedia 17d ago

when you see something so messed up it makes your brain short-circuit and your face turn into a confused emoji

I saw my neighbor’s dog wearing a clown hat and socks. Da fawk?!

My math test had 20 questions. Da fawk?!

My mom tried to make pizza with hot dogs. Da fawk?!

by Slangipedia 17d ago

when your brain stops working and you just yell da fawk because your life is now a mess

My dad tried to fix the TV with a spoon. Da fawk?!

I got a B on my report card. Da fawk?!

My sister tried to talk to me while wearing a sock on her head. Da fawk?!

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A faggot who faps like a madman and blames his parents for all his failures. He's a total waste of oxygen and has no life.

My mom says I'm a da fap master because I fap 24/7 and call her a witch.

He faps so much he passed out in class. The teacher called him a da fap master.

I told my da fap master friend he's gonna be a legend when he dies from fapping.

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A total loser who faps nonstop and thinks his parents are the reason he's a failure. He’s a useless human being.

My da fap master cousin faps so much he forgot his own birthday.

He said he’s gonna fap his way to fame. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

My da fap master neighbor faps so loud I can hear him from my room.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A fag who faps constantly and thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s a total embarrassment to society.

I told my da fap master brother he’s gonna be the next king of fapping.

He faps so much he’s gonna start a fap club in his basement.

My da fap master friend faps so much he fapped his mom to sleep.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A guy's junk can be called da falcon. It's also a dirty move where you surprise someone with a sudden wiggle and yell ‘Falcon Punch!!!’ like a maniac.

Bro, I just saw da falcon come out of nowhere and hit that girl like a freight train.

He did da falcon punch right in front of my mom. I’m dead.

I told my teacher I was going to do da falcon punch if he gave me another detention.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da falcon is a guy's private part. When you do the falcon punch, you shock someone with a quick butt wiggle and scream like you just won the lottery.

My friend did da falcon punch in the middle of class. The teacher flipped.

I did da falcon punch to my crush and he turned red.

She did da falcon punch to my dad, and he dropped his coffee.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da falcon is a guy's doodie stick. The falcon punch is when you hit someone with a sudden butt slam and yell like you’re a superhero.

He did da falcon punch during the principal’s speech. The whole school laughed.

I did da falcon punch to my brother. He ran out of the room.

My mom did da falcon punch to my dad, and he fell over.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The total mess of your life when you post too much on Facebook and your ex sees it.

I logged on and saw my ex's new profile picture. I screamed into my pillow. #DaFace

My mom tagged me in a photo from 2007. I died. #DaFace

My crush liked my status. I fainted. #DaFace

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you embarrass someone so hard they might cry or maybe even throw up.

My brother fell off the stage during his speech. I laughed so hard I cried. #DaFace

My friend tried to dance and failed. I had to leave the room. #DaFace

My teacher called me out for cheating. I blushed so hard I turned red. #DaFace

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Smoking two blunts so strong they feel like they’re hitting you in the face. Only real stoners know the glory.

I smoked two blunts and felt like I was on fire. #DaFace

My friend hit me with a blunt so hard I fell over. #DaFace

I passed out after two blunts. That’s DaFace, baby. #DaFace

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Tackling some guy with a big nose and kicking him in the face so hard it sounds like a bell.

I tackled the guy with the big nose and kicked him. It was loud. #DaFace

My friend got kicked in the face during the game. It was beautiful. #DaFace

I set up the play just for that kick. It was glorious. #DaFace

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