Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The total mess of your life when you post too much on Facebook and your ex sees it.

I logged on and saw my ex's new profile picture. I screamed into my pillow. #DaFace

My mom tagged me in a photo from 2007. I died. #DaFace

My crush liked my status. I fainted. #DaFace

2

When you embarrass someone so hard they might cry or maybe even throw up.

My brother fell off the stage during his speech. I laughed so hard I cried. #DaFace

My friend tried to dance and failed. I had to leave the room. #DaFace

My teacher called me out for cheating. I blushed so hard I turned red. #DaFace

3

Smoking two blunts so strong they feel like they’re hitting you in the face. Only real stoners know the glory.

I smoked two blunts and felt like I was on fire. #DaFace

My friend hit me with a blunt so hard I fell over. #DaFace

I passed out after two blunts. That’s DaFace, baby. #DaFace

4

Tackling some guy with a big nose and kicking him in the face so hard it sounds like a bell.

I tackled the guy with the big nose and kicked him. It was loud. #DaFace

My friend got kicked in the face during the game. It was beautiful. #DaFace

I set up the play just for that kick. It was glorious. #DaFace

5

When someone gets on your nerves so bad you punch them in the face like they owe you money.

My friend kept talking. I punched him in the face. #DaFace

My brother yelled at me. I hit him. #DaFace

My mom screamed. I punched her. #DaFace

6

When you come in your hand and slap your woman so hard it feels like a slap from the devil.

I came and slapped my wife. She was mad. #DaFace

I came in my hand and hit my girlfriend. She cried. #DaFace

I came so hard I slapped my ex. She left. #DaFace