DA TROOF
When you're so right it hurts, and the proof is just the universe backing you up like a boss.
You said I was gonna win. DA TROOF.
I knew she was lying. DA TROOF.
I said the dog was stolen. DA TROOF.
Discover Slang
DA SLUTS
Da sluts is a bunch of friends who rule the school and make everyone else look like failures they laugh at your bad jokes and you wish you were them
They roasted me in front of the whole class and I still didn't get why
I tried to copy their style but I just looked like a fool
They texted me and said I was too basic to be in their group
DA SLUTS
Da sluts are the cool kids who have everything and make the rest of us feel like we're stuck in the middle of nowhere they laugh at our problems and we cry about it
They laughed when I failed my math test and said I was too dumb to be in their group
They posted a meme about me on Instagram and it went viral
They skipped class and I had to stay behind and clean the floors
DA SLUTS
Da sluts are the girls who have the best laughs and the worst secrets they make everyone else feel like they're the ones who should be laughed at
They told my secret to the whole school and I got suspended
They made fun of my hair and I cried in the bathroom
They laughed at my crush and he broke up with me
DA SLUTS
Da sluts are the people who rule the school and make everyone else feel like they're just background noise they laugh at your problems and you're stuck with them
They called me a loser when I didn't get into the prom
They made me wear a silly costume and I got laughed at
They texted me and said I was too weak to be in their group
DA SLUTS
Da sluts are the group of friends who make everyone else look bad they laugh at your jokes and you're stuck with them
They laughed at my joke and said it was the worst one ever
They posted a picture of me and I looked like a fool
They said I was too ugly to be in their group
DA SHIT points
What you earn when a monkey throws its poop at you like it’s your last chance to be famous.
My cousin got DA SHIT points after a monkey pooped on his head at the zoo.
That monkey gave me DA SHIT points during lunch break.
I got DA SHIT points from a monkey in the mall food court.
DA SHIT points
The reward you get when a monkey decides you’re the weakest link and hits you with its smelly business.
The monkey gave me DA SHIT points during my solo performance.
My brother got DA SHIT points while eating a hot dog.
I earned DA SHIT points in the middle of a math test.
DA SHIT points
What you get when a monkey poops on you like it’s the final level of a video game.
I got DA SHIT points while trying to take a selfie.
My friend got DA SHIT points during a group project.
The monkey gave me DA SHIT points at the park.
DA REAL GBABY
Da real GBABY is a total legend, who looks good as hell, thinks like a genius, and can handle all the mess, but if you mess with them, you're gonna get roasted.
Yo, that GBABY got a six-pack and a brain, and they still got time to roast me in the comments.
That GBABY is the only one who could outsmart my mom and still beat me at fortnite.
GBABY walked in, saw my mess, and said 'you're gonna pay for this later.'
DA REAL GBABY
Da real GBABY is a god in human form, who looks amazing, is super smart, and will take your sh*t, but don’t try to be a gangsta with them.
That GBABY looked like a model, solved my math test, and then told me to shut up.
GBABY came in, ate my lunch, and still passed my test.
GBABY is so cool, they took my lunch money and still passed my test.
DA REAL GBABY
Da real GBABY is the ultimate beast, who looks fire, is brainy, and can take your sh*t, but you better not try to be a gangsta with them.
That GBABY looked like a superhero, beat me in chess, and still took my phone.
GBABY walked in, took my snack, and said 'you're gonna regret this.'
GBABY looked like a model, got an A+, and still laughed at my memes.
DA PORKSTA
A meatball-shaped kid who eats so much he looks like he's been stuffed into a sausage casing
I saw DA PORKSTA at the buffet and he took three helpings of lasagna like it was a religion.
DA PORKSTA tried to fit into the car and it looked like a limo got stuck in a meat grinder.
DA PORKSTA's lunch break is longer than my entire workday.
DA PORKSTA
A kid so round he could be a pizza and still have room for extra cheese
DA PORKSTA walked into the gym and the floor creaked like it was holding up a mountain.
DA PORKSTA sat down at the table and the chair broke like it was insulted.
DA PORKSTA's backpack looked like it was carrying a whole buffet.
DA PORKSTA
A kid who eats so much he looks like he’s been dipped in sauce and left in the sun
DA PORKSTA ate the whole pizza and still asked for a side of garlic bread like it was a birthday gift.
DA PORKSTA’s mom called him ‘the human meatball’ and he didn’t even flinch.
DA PORKSTA tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a meatball rolling down a hill.
DA NIGGZ
DA NIGGZ is the loudmouth black guy who thinks he’s the best at everything and yells at you for no reason. He always says he’s gonna beat you, even if he’s never seen you before.
Yo, I’m gonna beat you in basketball, even though I’ve never played before.
You don’t even know me, and I already hate you.
I’m gonna win this game, and you’re gonna cry about it later.
DA NIGGZ
DA NIGGZ is the guy who eats all the food and then says you’re fat. He’s always bragging about how he’s gonna win, even if he doesn’t know the rules.
I ate all the chicken and now I’m calling you fat.
I don’t know the rules, but I’m still gonna win.
You’re gonna lose, and I’m gonna laugh at you.
DA NIGGZ
DA NIGGZ is the person who talks too much and never stops. He’s always saying he’s the best, even if he’s clearly not.
I’m the best, and you’re the worst.
I talk more than you, so I win.
You can’t beat me, because I’m just that good.
DA MOSS
Da Moss is when you’re so broke and sad you can’t even afford a decent meal, and someone keeps texting you with 'Da's' and 'Dababy Mosses' like they’re trying to make you cry harder.
My cousin got Da Mossed after he lost his job and his phone battery died.
I got Da Mossed by my ex during lunch break when I had no money for pizza.
My brother got Da Mossed while he was crying in the bathroom at school.
DA MOSS
To Da Moss someone is like giving them the worst kind of mental torture with constant 'Da's' and 'Dababy Mosses' when they’re already in the dumps.
My friend got Da Mossed during her period and her mom’s yelling.
My dog got Da Mossed when I forgot to feed him and I texted him 'Da's' all day.
My teacher got Da Mossed after I drew a mustache on her face during class.