DA PORKSTA
A meatball-shaped kid who eats so much he looks like he's been stuffed into a sausage casing
I saw DA PORKSTA at the buffet and he took three helpings of lasagna like it was a religion.
DA PORKSTA tried to fit into the car and it looked like a limo got stuck in a meat grinder.
DA PORKSTA's lunch break is longer than my entire workday.