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When you put your arm over your face and scream like a madman because Squidward is making your life a living hell.

My dog started dabbing me because he thought I was Squidward.

I dabbed my teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.

My friend tried to dab me and got hit with a ruler.

A ridiculous image of Squidward doing the dab at a parade. The guy behind the mask is trying to be president and is probably lying about everything.

The president campaign was a mess because the guy behind the mask had no idea what he was doing.

The parade turned into a brawl because someone tried to steal Squidward’s dab.

The guy behind the mask was actually a kid who got stuck in the float.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Point

The instant you realize the beat is so fire you gotta hit the dab like it's your last meal.

Yo I heard that beat and I had to dab so hard my hair went sideways.

That drop hit and I was like 'no way I'm not dabin' right then.

I was eating and I heard the song and I dabbed so hard I spilled my fries.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Point

When the music hits so good you feel like you're about to explode and you just gotta dab to save your soul.

That song came on and I was like 'I'm not just listening, I'm dabbing.'

I was in the middle of a math test and I heard the beat and had to dab.

My mom was yelling at me and I still dabbed because the song was that good.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Point

The second you know you're gonna get a dab on and you're not even mad about it.

I heard the beat and I knew I was getting a dab on and I didn't even care.

That song came on and I was like 'dab on me, I'm ready.'

I was walking down the street and I heard that beat and I just had to dab on.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Point

When the song hits you so hard you're like 'I'm not just listening, I'm dabbin' like it's my job.'

That beat came on and I was like 'I've got a job to do: dabbin.'

I was at work and I heard that song and I had to dab like it was my lunch break.

I was in the bathroom and I heard the beat and I was like 'I'm not just brushing my teeth, I'm dabbin.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Point

The moment you know you're gonna get a dab on and you're proud of yourself for being that good.

I heard that beat and I was like 'I'm getting a dab on and I'm owning it.'

That song came on and I was like 'I'm about to get a dab on and I'm ready.'

I was cooking and I heard the beat and I was like 'I'm getting a dab on and I'm not even done with my food.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Janks

A fancy way of showing off how much you're jerking off like a cocky kid in the back of the classroom.

Hey, I just finished dabbing janks and I'm ready to take on the whole school.

I was dabbing janks in the bathroom and my friend walked in like he saw a ghost.

Dabbing janks at lunchtime is my secret weapon for staying cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Janks

When you're so obsessed with your own willy that you forget to eat your dinner and get yelled at by your mom.

I was dabbing janks so hard my mom came in and took my phone away.

Dabbing janks during math class got me a detention and a side eye from the teacher.

I missed my bus because I was too busy dabbing janks.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Janks

A British way of saying you're getting off like a kid who just stole the last cookie from the jar.

I dabbed janks so fast I nearly broke the toilet.

At the park, I was dabbing janks and no one noticed.

I was dabbing janks in the car and my dad said, 'You're going to need a new car soon.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Janks

When you're so proud of your own peen that you start talking to it like it's your best friend.

I was dabbing janks and my dog started barking at me like I was doing something wrong.

I was so busy dabbing janks I forgot my homework and got a zero.

I was dabbing janks in the kitchen and my brother walked in and said, 'You're weird.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Janks

A British habit that makes you look like a fool while you're trying to be cool.

I was dabbing janks in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

I was dabbing janks while eating pizza and it was the worst lunch ever.

I was dabbing janks and my friend said, 'You're louder than a chainsaw.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Janks

When you're so into your own business that you don't even notice your pants are on fire.

I was dabbing janks so hard I didn't notice my pants caught fire.

Dabbing janks while watching TV got me a new remote and a scold from my mom.

I was dabbing janks and my sister came in and said, 'You're like a robot.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Grandma

The worst thing ever. It’s like your grandma tried to be cool and failed so hard it hurts.

My grandma dabbed and it was like watching a flamingo try to breakdance.

She dabbed during my mom’s funeral. I’m still mad.

She dabbed in front of the whole school. I wish I was dead.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Grandma

So embarrassing it makes your face turn red and your soul cry.

She dabbed at the grocery store. I had to leave before I exploded.

My grandma dabbed during my birthday party. I got a tattoo of a crying face.

She dabbed in the middle of a Zoom call. My teacher kicked me out.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Grandma

The worst kind of cool. It’s like your grandma got a neon sign that says 'I’m trying to be cool.'

She dabbed in front of the police. They gave her a warning.

My grandma dabbed during my mom’s workout. It was a disaster.

She dabbed in the middle of a pizza. It was like a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Dan

A YouTuber who thinks he's awesome and everyone else is a waste of oxygen

Dabbing Dan just posted a video where he ate a whole pizza by himself and called it a 'legendary meal.'

He DM'd me and said, 'You’re just a nobody who needs my attention.'

He did a live stream and cried when no one sent him a heart.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Dan

A guy who has a lot of followers but can’t even make a decent sandwich

He tried to make a sandwich and used three kinds of cheese and called it 'the ultimate combo.'

He posted a tweet saying, 'I eat better than you, and you know it.'

He told me he has 10,000 subs, but I’ve seen him cry in the comments section.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing Dan

A YouTuber who thinks he’s the king of the internet and everyone else is just a fan

He said, 'I’m the king, and you’re just a peasant who needs my videos.'

He posted a video where he ate a burger and called it 'the royal feast.'

He DM’d me and said, 'You’re not even worthy of watching my content.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbing

Blowing smoke up your nose with a hot metal nail and a whole lot of wax. It makes you cough so hard you cry and wipe your face like a sad toddler.

My mom tried dabbing and cried like she lost her job.

Dabbing so hard I turned my face into a tomato.

I dabbed and my roommate asked if I was dying.

by Slangipedia 17d ago