Dabbing Grandma

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The worst thing ever. It’s like your grandma tried to be cool and failed so hard it hurts.
My grandma dabbed and it was like watching a flamingo try to breakdance.
She dabbed during my mom’s funeral. I’m still mad.
She dabbed in front of the whole school. I wish I was dead.
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So embarrassing it makes your face turn red and your soul cry.
She dabbed at the grocery store. I had to leave before I exploded.
My grandma dabbed during my birthday party. I got a tattoo of a crying face.
She dabbed in the middle of a Zoom call. My teacher kicked me out.
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The worst kind of cool. It’s like your grandma got a neon sign that says 'I’m trying to be cool.'
She dabbed in front of the police. They gave her a warning.
My grandma dabbed during my mom’s workout. It was a disaster.
She dabbed in the middle of a pizza. It was like a crime scene.
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