Dabbing Janks - When you're so proud of your own peen that you start talking

When you're so proud of your own peen that you start talking to it like it's your best friend.

I was dabbing janks and my dog started barking at me like I was doing something wrong.

I was so busy dabbing janks I forgot my homework and got a zero.

I was dabbing janks in the kitchen and my brother walked in and said, 'You're weird.'