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A Tyler Durden
To steal a drink from a bar, like a thief, and hide it in your clothes or your pocket. You’re sneaky, and you don’t want anyone to know.
'I stole a beer and hid it in my pants. I was so sneaky.'
He took a shot of whiskey and hid it in his shirt. He looked like a fool.
She stole a drink and hid it in her bag. I didn’t even notice.
A Tyler Durden
A guy who has two different brains, like he’s half one person and half another. He can be crazy, lazy, angry, and smart all at the same time.
'He has two different brains. One is a genius, the other is a fool.'
She has two brains. One is smart, the other is loud.
He has two sides. One is calm, the other is a monster.
A Tylir
A black-ass motherfucker who’s always ready to get it on, has a dick so big it could choke a horse, and can ball like he’s been doing it for 50 years.
You think you're DTF? Wait till you see Tylir at 2 AM with a chicken sandwich in one hand and a phone in the other.
He posted a selfie with his dick in a pool. It was a full on underwater battle.
He told me he can ball so hard he could punch through the Earth.
A Tylir
When you’re too lazy to sleep and spend the whole night building a castle in Minecraft, just like that stupid piece of trash Tylir.
Tylir stayed up till 4 AM building a Minecraft castle. He didn’t even notice his mom screaming at him.
He texted me at 3 AM saying ‘I just defeated the Ender Dragon. You’re gonna die soon.’
He built a whole city in Minecraft and called it ‘Tylir’s Legacy’.
A Two Time
When someone tries to juggle two relationships at the same time and lies like a fat kid on a donut diet. They usually blame you for the mess and act like they're the victim.
Hey, you're still with that girl? You're also with the one from the gym? What's the deal? You're a lying sack of potatoes!
He says he's with me, but he's also with the barista. He's a two-timing loser!
She had the guts to tell me he's with three people. I'm going to beat him up and then tell her she's a two-timing witch.
A Two Time
Having a secret love affair while your significant other is clueless and probably eating a taco at the mall.
He's cheating on me with my best friend. I know it, and I'm going to tell him he's a two-timing fraud!
She had an affair with my uncle and didn't even tell me. That's the worst two-timing I've ever seen!
He had a secret affair with my mom. That's the most two-timing thing I've ever heard of.
A Two Time
Going to one party, then leaving halfway to go to another one because you're too selfish to stay and have fun with your friends.
I was at the party, but I had to leave halfway to go to the other one. I'm the worst friend ever!
She left the birthday party to go to the concert. I'm surprised she didn't leave to go to the movie too.
He left the cookout to go to the football game. He's a two-timing party animal.
A Two Time
Bringing two people to the prom like you're the king of the school and the whole world revolves around you.
He brought two girls to prom. I'm not surprised. He's the most two-timing kid in school.
She brought two guys to prom. She must be the most popular person in the school.
He brought his best friend and his crush to prom. He's the most two-timing person in the world.
A Two Time
When you throw a punch or say 'fuck you up' five times in a row because you're angry and have no idea how to control your emotions.
He said 'fuck you up' five times. I'm going to beat him up for being so two-timing.
She told him to 'fuck you up' five times. He's going to die from all the abuse.
He did 'fuck you up' five times. He's the most two-timing person I've ever seen.
A Two Time
Telling someone they're doing a good job and telling them to keep doing what they're doing because you're proud of them.
You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm proud of you!
You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm going to tell everyone you're the best.
You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm going to beat up anyone who says otherwise.
A Two Time
Looking at a cop so many times that you're probably going to get pulled over just to see if they notice you.
I looked at that cop ten times. I'm going to get pulled over just to see if he notices me.
She looked at the cop so many times, he stopped her just to see what she was doing.
He looked at that cop so many times, he got pulled over just to see what was going on.
A Ty Norman
A Ty Norman is when a good Mormon boy tells his parents a big fat lie so he can sneak out and kiss a hot girl before he turns 16.
My mom thinks I'm at church, but I'm at the mall with my crush.
I told my dad I was helping with the dishes, but I was at the park with my girlfriend.
I said I was going to the library, but I was at the movies with my date.
A Ty Norman
A Ty Norman is when a holy Mormon boy cheats on his parents just to go on a date with a hot girl and then kisses her like it’s his last day on Earth.
I told my mom I was doing homework, but I was with my crush at the mall.
My dad thinks I’m at practice, but I’m at the coffee shop with my girlfriend.
I said I was going to church, but I was with my date at the park.
A Ty Norman
A Ty Norman is when a good Mormon boy tells his parents a huge lie so he can go on a date with a hot girl and then kisses her like he’s going to die.
I told my parents I was at church, but I was with my crush at the movies.
My mom thinks I’m studying, but I’m with my girlfriend at the mall.
I said I was going to the library, but I was at the park with my date.
A Twizted Gamer
A Twizted Gamer is a gamer who loves getting killed in the most embarrassing ways possible.
I died to a goblin with a stick. I had 99% health.
I fell into a pit while fighting a dragon. I had 1 health.
I got killed by a baby zombie. I had 50% health.
A Twizted Gamer
A Twizted Gamer is someone who plays games just to watch other people suffer.
I watched my friend get crushed by a boulder. It was glorious.
I let my cousin fight a boss alone. He died 10 times.
I made my brother fight a boss with 1 sword. He had 3.
A Twizted Gamer
A Twizted Gamer is a person who thinks dying 100 times is a normal day.
I died 27 times today. It was just Tuesday.
I got killed by a spider. 27 times.
I had 10 lives and I used them all on a boss.
A Twizted Gamer
A Twizted Gamer is a person who laughs when others cry over game deaths.
My friend cried when he died to a fireball. I laughed.
I watched my cousin scream when he got crushed. I died laughing.
I made my brother scream when he got killed by a lava pit.
A Twizted Gamer
A Twizted Gamer is someone who thinks dying in a game is the same as dying in real life.
I cried when I died to a wolf. It felt real.
I screamed when I got killed by a boss. It was like I was in a fight.
I cried when I got crushed by a boulder. It felt like I was in a car crash.
A Twizted Gamer
A Twizted Gamer is a person who plays games just to make other people mad.
I let my friend fight a boss alone. He died 10 times.
I made my brother fight a boss with 1 sword. He had 3.
I watched my cousin get crushed by a boulder. He screamed.
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