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Babbittized
To get blasted by cops like a meat bag at a government building. Named after Ashli Babbitt, the dumbass who ran into a wall like it was a buffet and got shot for it.
My cousin got Babbittized during the Capitol riot. He was like, 'This is the best day ever!' Then he died. Classic.
I saw a guy try to climb the Capitol wall and got Babbittized. It was like a reality show gone wrong.
My friend tried to be a hero and got Babbittized. Now he's a hero in death, and I'm just sad.
Babbittized
A Babbit is a tiny, goofy South American creature under 5 feet tall. It has blonde hair and thinks getting shot is a compliment.
My neighbor is a Babbit. He thinks he's a spy and talks to his plants.
The Babbit next door tried to rob a bank with a banana. It didn’t work.
My little brother is a Babbit. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks he's a king.
Babbittized
Babbittized means you hate dank stuff so much, you're like a grumpy old man at a rave.
My mom is Babbittized. She said, 'Dank? That's not a word. That's just bad grammar.'
I tried to take my friend to a rave, but he was Babbittized and yelled, 'This is the worst thing ever!'
My brother got Babbittized after seeing a guy eat a whole pizza in one bite.
Babbittized
To get a hot load of something sent straight to your neck. Like when you get yelled at by a dragon.
My dog got a hot load to the neck from my sister. He ran out of the house like he was on fire.
I got a hot load to the neck from my boss. He said, 'You're the worst employee I've ever had!'
My friend got a hot load to the neck from his mom. She said, 'You're not going to college!'
Babbitt
A Babbit is a tiny South American idiot who thinks being blonde makes them cool and acts like they’re the king of the dumb jokes
"I’m not short, I’m *compact*," said the Babbit who got lost in a hallway.
This Babbit tried to explain the meaning of life with a meme.
The Babbit laughed at his own punchline and cried.
Babbitt
A Babbit is a person who hates being high and acts like they’re mad at the entire universe for it
"I don’t need weed, I need a medal," said the Babbit who got kicked out of the party.
This Babbit tried to yell over the music and just sounded like a dying raccoon.
The Babbit spent 10 minutes arguing with a toaster.
Babbitt
A Babbit is someone who gets killed by cops for trying to make a scene at a government building
"I’m not an insurgent, I’m just really dramatic," said the Babbit who got shot for being loud.
This Babbit ran into a door like it was a boss battle.
The Babbit tried to break through a door and got a bullet for it.
Babbitt
A Babbit is someone who gets a hot load of pain right in the neck, like they’re being roasted by a dragon
"I didn’t ask for a hot load, I asked for a compliment," said the Babbit who got hit with a load.
This Babbit turned around and got roasted like a chicken.
The Babbit got a hot load so hard, it felt like a pizza delivery.
Babbitted
When you die for a cause so dumb it makes your brain shut down.
I got babbitted for wearing socks with sandals to a funeral.
My cousin babbitted himself trying to prove aliens exist.
That kid babbitted for a pizza coupon.
Babbitted
When you die for something so stupid it’s like your brain got kicked by a donkey.
She babbitted for a free cup of coffee.
He babbitted over a broken toaster.
They babbitted for a lost sock.
Babbitted
A word for something so low quality it’s like it was born in a dumpster.
That shirt is babbitted.
His hair is babbitted and smells like old pizza.
That car is so babbitted it’s like it was hit by a garbage truck.
Babbitted
When you mess around and then get caught in the worst way.
He babbitted and got caught with the teacher’s coffee.
She babbitted and got suspended for eating in class.
They babbitted and got kicked out of the movie theater.
Babbitted
A funny way to say someone is lying and it’s not even close to being good.
He told a babbitted lie about being rich.
She said she was a princess and that was babbitted trash.
That guy told a babbitted lie and it was so bad it was bullbabbitted.
Babbitted
A babbitted is like a slut but way worse. They go after anyone, even their own family.
That babbitted tried to seduce her brother.
She babbitted and dated her own mom.
He babbitted and slept with his uncle.
Babbitted
A sweet nickname for someone you really like. Like baby and rabbit had a baby.
My baby rabbit is my babbitted.
She called her crush babbitted.
His girlfriend is his babbitted and he loves her.
Babbited
When you mess around and get caught with your pants down and your brain full of glitter
I tried to skip math class, now I'm in the principal's office with glitter in my hair
He said he was working late, but he was just at the mall eating pizza
She thought she could sneak out, but her mom saw her wearing glitter and a pizza box
Babbited
When you die for something so dumb it makes a toddler laugh
He died for a sandwich that was half moldy
She got killed for not wearing socks on a Tuesday
He went to war for a toaster that wouldn't pop up
Babbited
A word for something so bad it makes your teeth hurt and your brain want to leave
That pizza was so bad it could’ve been used as a weapon
His haircut was so bad it looked like a raccoon attacked him
The movie was so bad it made the theater smell like regret
Babbited
When you die for something so stupid it makes a goldfish sad
He died for a soda that was flat
She got killed for not liking the color green
He went to war for a sandwich that had no meat
Babbited
A funny way to say someone is lying, like they’re trying to trick a baby
He said he got an A, but I know he failed
She told me she had a date, but she was just eating ice cream
He said he was rich, but he was wearing socks with holes
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