Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you mess around and get caught with your pants down and your brain full of glitter

I tried to skip math class, now I'm in the principal's office with glitter in my hair

He said he was working late, but he was just at the mall eating pizza

She thought she could sneak out, but her mom saw her wearing glitter and a pizza box

2

When you die for something so dumb it makes a toddler laugh

He died for a sandwich that was half moldy

She got killed for not wearing socks on a Tuesday

He went to war for a toaster that wouldn't pop up

3

A word for something so bad it makes your teeth hurt and your brain want to leave

That pizza was so bad it could’ve been used as a weapon

His haircut was so bad it looked like a raccoon attacked him

The movie was so bad it made the theater smell like regret

4

When you die for something so stupid it makes a goldfish sad

He died for a soda that was flat

She got killed for not liking the color green

He went to war for a sandwich that had no meat

5

A funny way to say someone is lying, like they’re trying to trick a baby

He said he got an A, but I know he failed

She told me she had a date, but she was just eating ice cream

He said he was rich, but he was wearing socks with holes

6

Like a slut, but with more drama and less patience

She cheated on her boyfriend with his dad

She dated her best friend's brother and then his mom

She stole her sister's boyfriend and then her brother's dog

7

A sweet name for someone you love, like a baby rabbit that’s also your soulmate

My babitt is the best at making pancakes

I call my girlfriend babitt because she’s cute and funny

My babitt is my favorite person in the whole world