D.Q'ed
the act of taking someone's food like it's a punishment.
He D. Q'ed me and I had to eat chips for dinner.
She D. Q'ed my snack and I was mad.
My brother D. Q'ed my sandwich and I had to eat bread.
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D.Q'ed
when someone eats your food like it was their own.
I was eating my snack and he D. Q'ed me. I was confused.
She D. Q'ed my burger and I had to eat fries.
He D. Q'ed my pizza and I had to eat bread.
D.Pizzle
a total motherfucker who could beat up your dad and still have energy to flirt with your mom.
D. Pizzle walked into the gym and the whole place went silent. He looked like he just came from a fight with a dragon.
My cousin called me and said D. Pizzle just stole his lunch money and ate it.
D. Pizzle showed up at the party in a clown suit and still had the whole room scared.
D.Pizzle
a guy so tough he could bench press a goat and still have time to laugh at your jokes.
D. Pizzle came to the store and threw the clerk out of the way just to get the last candy bar.
I saw D. Pizzle on the street and he was fighting three guys at once. It was like a movie.
My brother said D. Pizzle just walked into a bar and broke the jukebox.
D.Pizzle
a man so fierce he could out-swear a sailor and still have time to throw a punch.
D. Pizzle showed up at the basketball game and kicked the ball out of the court.
He called me and said D. Pizzle just took over the school lunch line and started a food fight.
D. Pizzle walked into the classroom and the teacher had to run out of the room.
D.Peg
A D. Peg is when you take a photo of your biggest body part and post it for everyone to see.
My D. Peg got 100 likes. My dog got 3.
I sent my boss a D. Peg. He didn’t come to work the next day.
My mom asked me to take a D. Peg. I asked why. She said, 'To see if you're still a boy.'
D.Peg
A D. Peg is like a selfie, but instead of your face, you show off your most important feature.
My D. Peg was so good, my teacher gave me extra credit.
I took a D. Peg during class. The principal got mad.
My friend’s D. Peg got deleted. He cried.
D.Peg
A D. Peg is when you snap a photo of your most prized possession and post it for the world to laugh at.
I took a D. Peg during a Zoom meeting. My boss didn’t say anything, but I know he laughed.
I sent my crush a D. Peg. He blocked me.
My D. Peg was on the internet. My whole family saw it.
D.Parr
D. Parr is a loudmouth rapper who thinks he's the king of the block. He’s got six songs that only his mom and his cousin like.
My Nigga Jeb is the best song ever. It’s about my cousin’s dog.
Ihz Dat Slim Shady Shit is just me screaming at my math teacher.
White Boy Swagga is me trying to act cool at the grocery store.
D.Parr
D. Parr is a guy who raps so bad, he makes the dog in the park stop barking. He’s got six songs that only his grandma listens to.
Bustin on Dat Clit is me throwing a fit at the bus stop.
Ya Boi D. Parr is just me talking to my mirror in the morning.
My Nigga Jeb be Poppin Dem Bars is me trying to dance in the shower.
D.Parr
D. Parr is a guy who thinks he's famous, but only his neighbor knows who he is. He’s got six songs that only his brother listens to.
Ihz Dat Slim Shady Shit is me arguing with my brother about who's the best.
White Boy Swagga is me trying to be cool at the park.
My Nigga Jeb is me yelling at my dog to stop eating my homework.
D.Parr
D. Parr is a kid who raps so loud, he wakes up the entire neighborhood. He’s got six songs that only his mom buys.
Bustin on Dat Clit is me throwing a tantrum at the mall.
My Nigga Jeb be Poppin Dem Bars is me trying to dance in my bedroom.
Ya Boi D. Parr is me talking to my cat like it's my best friend.
D.Parr
D. Parr is a guy who thinks he's a gangster, but he can't even tie his shoes. He’s got six songs that only his cousin knows about.
Ihz Dat Slim Shady Shit is me trying to act cool at the bus stop.
White Boy Swagga is me pretending I'm famous at the grocery store.
My Nigga Jeb is me arguing with my brother about who's the best.
D.Parr
D. Parr is a guy who raps so bad, even the pizza man laughs at him. He’s got six songs that only his grandma buys.
Bustin on Dat Clit is me yelling at my dog for stealing my snack.
My Nigga Jeb be Poppin Dem Bars is me trying to dance in the hallway.
Ya Boi D. Parr is me talking to my mirror like it's my best friend.
D.P.R.A.
A group of people who get double-penetrated and then pretend they're not dead.
I joined D. P. R. A. because I got double-penetrated and still didn’t die. I’m basically a zombie now.
My friend got double-penetrated and started coughing blood. He joined D. P. R. A. and now he’s a legend.
My mom got double-penetrated by two guys and then she started singing. That’s how I know she’s in D. P. R. A.
D.P.R.A.
A club for people who get double-penetrated and then try to breathe again.
I got double-penetrated and then I tried to breathe. That’s how I found out I’m in D. P. R. A.
My brother got double-penetrated and then he started breathing like a fish. He’s now a D. P. R. A. member.
My dog got double-penetrated and then he started snoring. I think he joined D. P. R. A.
D.P.R.A.
A group of people who get double-penetrated and then try to survive it.
I got double-penetrated and I barely survived. Now I’m in D. P. R. A. and I’m proud.
My teacher got double-penetrated and then she started yelling. I know she’s in D. P. R. A.
My neighbor got double-penetrated and then he started dancing. He’s a D. P. R. A. member for sure.
D.P.R.A.
A bunch of people who get double-penetrated and then try to get back to normal.
I got double-penetrated and I tried to get back to normal. Now I’m in D. P. R. A. and I’m happy.
My friend got double-penetrated and then he went back to work. He’s in D. P. R. A. and he’s a boss.
My sister got double-penetrated and then she went to the mall. I know she joined D. P. R. A.
D.P.R.A.
A secret society of people who get double-penetrated and then try to live.
I got double-penetrated and then I tried to live. Now I’m in D. P. R. A. and I’m a member.
My dad got double-penetrated and then he started living again. He’s in D. P. R. A. and he’s a legend.
My dog got double-penetrated and then he started living like a king. I think he joined D. P. R. A.
D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers
D. P. H. is the worst dodgeball team ever. They’re so bad, they got thrown into a volcano and came out covered in lava. They’re like the dirty pirate hookers of dodgeball, smelly, sweaty, and full of bad vibes.
My cousin joined D. P. H. and now he’s stuck in a lava pit.
I saw D. P. H. play once. It was like watching a bunch of pirates throw socks at each other.
They’re so dirty, they make my dog cry.