D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers
D. P. H. is the worst dodgeball team ever. They’re so bad, they got thrown into a volcano and came out covered in lava. They’re like the dirty pirate hookers of dodgeball, smelly, sweaty, and full of bad vibes.
My cousin joined D. P. H. and now he’s stuck in a lava pit.
I saw D. P. H. play once. It was like watching a bunch of pirates throw socks at each other.
They’re so dirty, they make my dog cry.