D.P.R.A.
A group of people who get double-penetrated and then pretend they're not dead.
I joined D. P. R. A. because I got double-penetrated and still didn’t die. I’m basically a zombie now.
My friend got double-penetrated and started coughing blood. He joined D. P. R. A. and now he’s a legend.
My mom got double-penetrated by two guys and then she started singing. That’s how I know she’s in D. P. R. A.