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B.Ballard

You're so desperate for attention that you friend request people you don't even know.

I friended a guy who only posts about his cat because I wanted validation.

I friended my mom's coworker's sister just to feel important.

I friended a guy who posts about his gym routine because I wanted to be in on the secret.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.Ballard

You're so into Facebook that you friend request strangers just to feel special.

I friended a guy who only posts about his plants because I wanted to feel important.

I friended my neighbor's brother just to see his life.

I friended a guy who only posts about his breakfast because it looked good.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.Y.Y.

The holy grail of weed that only Ludacris and stoners who can still walk know about. It’s so good it makes your brain scream.

I just hit a B. B. Y. Y. and now my brain is doing the Macarena.

My dog ate my B. B. Y. Y. and now he’s talking like a philosopher.

I told my mom I got a B. B. Y. Y. and she said, 'You’re getting high again, aren’t you?'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.Y.Y.

The ultimate smoke that turns normal people into wizards. You’ll probably pee your pants and not even care.

I smoked B. B. Y. Y. and my pants are now a portal to another dimension.

My friend hit a B. B. Y. Y. and started drawing on the ceiling with invisible ink.

I told my teacher I was high on B. B. Y. Y. and she said, 'You’re not high, you’re just dumb.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.Y.Y.

The best kind of weed that makes you forget your problems, your mom, and your math homework. It’s like a vacation for your brain.

I hit B. B. Y. Y. and forgot I had a math test. Now I’m stuck in the 8th grade forever.

My cousin smoked B. B. Y. Y. and started arguing with the TV.

I told my brother I got B. B. Y. Y. and he said, 'You’re gonna fail life.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.Y.Y.

The king of all weed. It’s so good, it turns you into a monster who just wants to eat pizza and laugh at your mom.

I hit B. B. Y. Y. and turned into a monster. My mom cried pizza.

My dog hit B. B. Y. Y. and started chasing my uncle like he was a ghost.

I told my sister I got B. B. Y. Y. and she said, 'You’re gonna die of happiness.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.Y.Y.

The best weed ever. It’s so good it makes you forget your name, your shoes, and your dignity. You’ll probably cry happy tears.

I hit B. B. Y. Y. and forgot my name. Now I’m just 'that guy.'

My brother hit B. B. Y. Y. and started talking to his socks.

I told my dad I got B. B. Y. Y. and he said, 'You’re gonna end up in a trash can.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.Y.Y.

The holy smoke that turns you into a god. You’ll probably laugh at your own jokes and eat all the food in the house.

I hit B. B. Y. Y. and became a god. Now I laugh at my own jokes and eat cereal for dinner.

My friend hit B. B. Y. Y. and ate the whole pizza by himself.

I told my mom I got B. B. Y. Y. and she said, 'You’re gonna be a god, but you’ll still be messy.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

A medical condition where your butt feels like it’s on fire when you poop, and you waddle like a confused duck afterward.

"I ate seven jalapeños and now my butt is screaming.", @SpicyLover99

"I sat on a hot seat and now I’m doing the funky chicken.", @PoopDanceKing

"My poop was so angry, it set my butt on fire.", @ButtFireSurvivor

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

When your butt is so sore from pooping that it feels like it’s been burned by a dragon.

"I ate chili and now my butt is a volcano.", @DragonButt

"My poop was so loud, it woke up my neighbors.", @NoisyPooper

"I pooped so hard, I think I broke my butt.", @ButtBreaker2024

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

A condition where your butt feels like it’s been dipped in lava after you poop, and you walk like a stiff robot.

"I ate a ghost pepper and now I’m walking like a robot.", @GhostPepperVic

"My butt is so sore, I can’t even sit down.", @SoreButtKing

"I pooped so much, I think my butt is going to explode.", @ExplosivePooper

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

When your butt is on fire after you poop, and you’re too embarrassed to look anyone in the eye.

"I ate a whole habanero and now my butt is a fireball.", @FireballButt

"I pooped so much, I think I’m going to cry.", @CryingPooper

"My butt is so sore, I can’t even smile.", @SoreSmile

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

A condition where your butt is so burned from pooping that it feels like it’s been microwaved.

"I ate a microwave burrito and now my butt is microwaved.", @MicrowaveButt

"I pooped so hard, I think I broke my butt.", @ButtBreaker2024

"My poop was so spicy, it set my butt on fire.", @SpicyPooper

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

When your butt feels like it’s been roasted after you poop, and you’re too proud to admit it.

"I ate a whole chicken and now my butt is roasted.", @RoastedButt

"I pooped so much, my butt is sore and proud.", @ProudPooper

"My poop was so loud, it woke up my dog.", @DogWaker

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.M.I

Boob to Body Mass Index. It tells you how big a girl's boobs are compared to how fat she is. Big boobs don't mean much if she looks like a sausage.

My B. B. M. I. is 1000. My body is 10. I’m a legend.

She has 36D melons but looks like she was hit by a truck. Her B. B. M. I. is a disaster.

I asked him what his B. B. M. I. was. He said, 'I don’t know, but I look good in a tank top.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.M.I

Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s how hot a girl looks based on her boobs and how chunky she is. Big boobs can save a chunky girl, or make her look like a meatball.

My B. B. M. I. is 9.9. My body is 9.9. I’m a 9.9 legend.

Her B. B. M. I. is 10. She has big melons and looks like a supermodel.

He said his B. B. M. I. is 100. I said, 'You must be a pizza.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.M.I

Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s the ratio of a girl’s melons to her overall messiness. Big melons can hide a lot of chunky mess.

My B. B. M. I. is 100. I eat too much and look like a burger.

She has 36C melons and a B. B. M. I. of 10. She’s a goddess.

He said his B. B. M. I. is 5. I said, 'You must be a bean.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.M.I

Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s like a girl’s boob size vs how fat she is. Big boobs can make a chunky girl look like a supermodel, or make her look like a donut.

My B. B. M. I. is 10. I eat donuts for breakfast. I’m a legend.

She has 34D melons and a B. B. M. I. of 9. She’s a goddess.

He said his B. B. M. I. is 1. I said, 'You must be a bean.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.M.I

Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s how a girl’s melons compare to how fat she is. Big melons can cover up chunky mess, or just make you look like a meatball.

My B. B. M. I. is 1000. I eat 1000 donuts a day. I’m a legend.

She has 36D melons and looks like a burger. Her B. B. M. I. is 10.

He said his B. B. M. I. is 10. I said, 'You must be a meatball.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.B.M.I

Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s like a girl’s melons vs how chunky she is. Big melons can make a fat girl look hot, or just make her look like a sausage.

My B. B. M. I. is 10. I eat 10 donuts. I’m a legend.

She has 36C melons and looks like a burger. Her B. B. M. I. is 9.

He said his B. B. M. I. is 1. I said, 'You must be a bean.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago