B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)
When your butt is so sore from pooping that it feels like it’s been burned by a dragon.
"I ate chili and now my butt is a volcano.", @DragonButt
"My poop was so loud, it woke up my neighbors.", @NoisyPooper
"I pooped so hard, I think I broke my butt.", @ButtBreaker2024