B.B.M.I
Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s the ratio of a girl’s melons to her overall messiness. Big melons can hide a lot of chunky mess.
My B. B. M. I. is 100. I eat too much and look like a burger.
She has 36C melons and a B. B. M. I. of 10. She’s a goddess.
He said his B. B. M. I. is 5. I said, 'You must be a bean.'