B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)
A condition where your butt is so burned from pooping that it feels like it’s been microwaved.
"I ate a microwave burrito and now my butt is microwaved.", @MicrowaveButt
"I pooped so hard, I think I broke my butt.", @ButtBreaker2024
"My poop was so spicy, it set my butt on fire.", @SpicyPooper