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B-gusted

You were exposed for your nonsense even though you knew it was all fake.

I said I was doing my homework, but my teacher saw me drawing a cat on my paper.

I told my mom I was going to the library, but I was actually at the park with my friends.

I said I was tired, but I was actually watching a movie on my phone.

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B-gusted

You got caught doing something dumb when you already knew it was going to backfire.

I tried to blame my dog for eating my lunch, but he had a full belly.

I told my teacher I forgot my pencil, but I had 10 in my backpack.

I said I was sick, but I was just playing with my phone in my bed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-grade stinker

a piece of junk so lousy it makes you want to throw it in a trash can and dance on it

That movie was a B-grade stinker. I watched it twice just to see if it would get worse.

The pizza was a B-grade stinker. I almost cried.

That app is a B-grade stinker. It crashed my phone and my soul.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-grade stinker

a thing so bad it’s like watching a goat eat a hot dog and then punch you in the face

That movie was a B-grade stinker. I could’ve survived a nuclear bomb.

That concert was a B-grade stinker. I almost walked out and never came back.

That dating app was a B-grade stinker. I matched with a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-grade stinker

a failure so complete it should have its own award for being the worst

That movie was a B-grade stinker. I got a headache and a coupon for a free donut.

That game was a B-grade stinker. I lost my money and my dignity.

That job was a B-grade stinker. I walked out and cried in the parking lot.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-gar

A bird that looks like a budgie or has a beak so tiny it looks like it was stolen by a toddler.

My B-gar is so small it thinks it's a snack.

That bird is a B-gar. It’s like a tiny f***ing parrot with a beak the size of a pebble.

I saw a B-gar in my cereal. It was like a bird version of a breakfast surprise.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-gar

A bird so small it probably thinks it’s a snack and not a living thing.

That B-gar is so tiny it’s like it was born in a sock.

My B-gar is the only bird that f***ing laughs at me.

I named my B-gar ‘Budgie’ because it looked like a budgie and I was too lazy to think of anything else.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-gar

A bird that looks like a budgie, or a beak so tiny it’s like it was f***ing shrunken.

My B-gar is so tiny it hides in my coffee mug.

That bird is a B-gar. It has a beak so small it looks like it was drawn by a kid.

I thought I was getting a parrot, but it turned out to be a B-gar. I’m f***ing mad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-gap

When you suck a chick's dick through her two front teeth gaps like she's your personal meat machine.

I just did a B-gap on my crush and she said I'm the best she's ever had.

My friend tried a B-gap and ended up with a toothache and a hard-on.

She did a B-gap on me and I lost my lunch and my dignity.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-gap

When you get tackled in the ass instead of running through the A gap like a total idiot in Madden.

I got tackled in the ass and my friend laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

He chose the B-gap and got hit so hard he cried like a baby.

I tried to run through the A gap and got tackled in the ass like I was a rookie.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-funk

a clueless, lying, cheap, target-shopping, train-loving, half-witted, sex-obsessed, fake-gamer, rock-mad, lonely, sack of nonsense who thinks he's cool.

DM: 'I know more about trains than you ever will. I also know your mom's name.'

Tweet: 'I'm not a casual gamer. I'm a legend. Also, I own 30 train tickets.'

Text: 'You're just jealous I can name all the bands from the 70s and still remember my password.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-funk

a dumb, lying, cheap, target-shopping, train-loving, half-witted, sex-obsessed, fake-gamer, rock-mad, lonely, sack of nonsense who thinks he's cool.

Text: 'You think you're cool? I've got a train schedule and a band poster. You've got a crush on a cashier.'

Tweet: 'I can name every band from the 70s. You can't even name your own password.'

DM: 'You're just jealous I've got a train ticket and you've got a crush on your coworker.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-funk

a lying, cheap, target-shopping, train-loving, half-witted, sex-obsessed, fake-gamer, rock-mad, lonely, sack of nonsense who thinks he's cool.

Text: 'You think you're cool? I'm a trainspotter. I also know your password.'

Tweet: 'I can name every band from the 70s. You can't even name your crush.'

DM: 'You're just jealous I've got a train ticket and a band poster. You've got a crush on a cashier.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-fro

A stupid joke that only farts and stoners find funny. It’s like a clown shoe made of embarrassment.

My uncle told a B-fro about a squirrel wearing a hat. No one laughed. Not even the squirrel.

I asked my teacher a question. She said, 'What?' That was a B-fro.

My friend’s dog barked at a vacuum cleaner. That was a B-fro.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-fro

A big, messy hair ball hanging out below your waist like it’s trying to escape your pants.

My brother hadn’t washed his nuts in a month. His B-fro looked like a jungle.

I saw a guy in the shower with a B-fro bigger than a pizza.

My dog got into my hair gel. Now he has a B-fro and a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-flip

when your hair is flipped so hard it looks like it got hit by a flipper at a carnival and it was the 90s so everyone was doing it and it was cool but also kinda stupid

My cousin did a B-flip at the school dance and it looked like a hair tornado

My mom tried a B-flip and it looked like a fried chicken wing

My friend’s B-flip was so bad it got a warning from the principal

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B-flip

a thong that's so tiny it looks like it was made by a kid with no idea what a thong is and it's either for swimming or wearing under clothes and it's definitely not for people who don't want everyone to see their butt

My sister wore a B-flip to the pool and everyone saw her butt

My uncle wore a B-flip to work and his boss was confused

My cousin's B-flip fell off during a dance and it was awkward

by Slangipedia 16d ago