Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Musicians call it B-flat when something is just plain boring and barely worth your time.

Man, this concert was a B-flat. I fell asleep before the encore.

This song is B-flat. It’s like listening to my mom’s karaoke.

The pizza was B-flat. I barely tasted it before I threw it away.

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You're only getting a B-flat if you're too tired to get a real hard-on.

I tried to watch the football game, but I was only getting a B-flat.

He said he was going to cheat on me, but he only got a B-flat.

I told her I wanted a full-on blow job, but I only got a B-flat.

3

A B-flat fart is a low, loud, and totally embarrassing one. Not a squeaky one.

He let out a B-flat fart during the meeting. Everyone died of laughter.

I had a B-flat fart in the elevator. It was like a scream from a goat.

She let out a B-flat fart in church. The priest said it was a sign from God.

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A B-flat clarinet is the most annoying instrument. It's hard to play and it sounds like a kid crying.

My brother plays the B-flat clarinet. It’s the worst. It sounds like a kid crying.

The B-flat clarinet is the most annoying instrument. I can’t stand it.

I had to play the B-flat clarinet in band. I almost quit.

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A B-flat saxophone is a weird-looking sax that looks like a clarinet with a bad haircut.

That B-flat saxophone is ugly. It looks like a clarinet with a bad haircut.

I tried to play the B-flat saxophone. It was like playing a clarinet with a bad haircut.

The B-flat saxophone is the weirdest sax I've ever seen. It looks like a clarinet with a bad haircut.

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The B-flat is the one who gets it up the ass in gay sex. They’re the lucky ones.

He’s the B-flat in the relationship. He gets it up the ass every time.

The B-flat in the group is the lucky one. He gets it up the ass every time.

She’s the B-flat in the couple. She gets it up the ass every time.

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B-flat is the most vulgar piece of music ever. It’s like someone screamed in a concert hall.

That B-flat song is the worst. It’s like someone screamed in a concert hall.

I tried to listen to B-flat. It was like someone screamed in a concert hall.

B-flat is so vulgar. It’s like someone screamed in a concert hall.