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Daddy Thickums
Something you shout when your butt is getting the biggest cock and it feels like you're getting a gift.
'Daddy Thickums!' I said, because my butt was getting a cock that felt like a gift from god.
'Daddy Thickums!' I yelled, because my ass was getting a cock so big it was like a birthday present.
'Daddy Thickums!' I shouted, because my butt was getting a cock that felt like it was going to give me a new life.
Daddy Thickums
What you yell when your ass is getting the biggest cock and it feels like it's going to give you a new life.
'Daddy Thickums!' I screamed, because my ass was getting a cock that felt like it was giving me a new life.
'Daddy Thickums!' I said, because my butt was getting a cock so big it felt like it was going to save me.
'Daddy Thickums!' I yelled, because my ass was getting a cock that felt like it was giving me a second chance.
Daddy Thanos
He’s the most annoying teacher ever. He’s so hot it hurts. Every time he walks in, I get a boner so hard it could break the chalkboard. He’s the dad I wish was my real dad. Don’t be mean to him, he’s my fav even though he’s not my dad.
He walked in and I almost peed myself.
He said ‘hello’ and I blushed like a tomato.
I texted him ‘I love you’ and he didn’t reply.
Daddy Thanos
He’s the reason I failed math. He’s so good-looking it’s unfair. I get all sweaty and distracted when he talks. He’s the man I dream about every night. Don’t mess with him, he’s my main squeeze.
He smiled and I forgot how to spell ‘triangle’.
He gave me a test and I drew a heart on it.
He passed me and I cried in the hallway.
Daddy Thanos
He’s the reason I don’t do my homework. He’s so hot I can’t think straight. I get all nervous when he walks in. He’s like a superhero but with better hair. Don’t be mean to him, he’s my main man.
He walked in and I dropped my pencil.
He said ‘good job’ and I turned red.
I texted him ‘I miss you’ and he replied ‘me too’.
Daddy Tem-Geist
A Tem-Geist who acts like a dad and is so daddy af you want to throw your phone at them. They’re basically a fuccboi in disguise.
Dad Tem-Geist just texted me, 'Hey cutie, I’m gonna be late, but I’ll make it up to you.' I replied, 'You better or I’m gonna come to your house.'
At the gym, I saw a guy flexing like a dad and yelling 'I’m a Daddy Tem-Geist, and I’m not afraid to show it!' I facepalmed and walked away.
My friend got stood up by a Daddy Tem-Geist who said, 'I had to go help my kid with homework.' I said, 'You’re a grown man, you don’t need help with homework.'
Daddy Tem-Geist
A Tem-Geist who is so dad-like you think they’re about to hand you a juice box and say 'Now, let’s talk about your problems.'
My coworker said, 'I got a text from a Daddy Tem-Geist: 'I’m stuck in traffic, but I’ll be there soon.' I said, 'You’re 10 minutes away, you’re not stuck in traffic, you’re just lazy.'
At the mall, a guy walked up to me and said, 'Hey, I’m a Daddy Tem-Geist, and I’m here to save you from your problems.' I said, 'You’re not saving me, you’re just wasting my time.'
My sister got a message from a Daddy Tem-Geist that said, 'I’m gonna be late, but I’ll bring you a pizza.' I said, 'You can just show up on time.'
Daddy Tem-Geist
A Tem-Geist who acts like a dad, and if you don’t respect them, they’ll probably yell at you like your mom.
My friend got yelled at by a Daddy Tem-Geist who said, 'You didn’t even say hello! What kind of person are you?'
I got a message from a Daddy Tem-Geist that said, 'You’re not even trying, I’m gonna have to call your mom.' I replied, 'You’re not my dad, you’re just a Tem-Geist.'
At the park, a guy approached me and said, 'Hey, I’m a Daddy Tem-Geist, and I’m here to help you out.' I said, 'I don’t need help, I just need you to stop acting like my dad.'
Daddy Tank
A place where all the ladies are hot and ready to slap you if you don't shut up.
My cousin's house is a Daddy Tank. I got kicked out for laughing at her friend's butt.
That bar is a Daddy Tank. I saw three girls throw a guy out for being too loud.
My bedroom is a Daddy Tank. My sisters and their friends all live there now.
Daddy Tank
A guy who looks like a god and acts like he owns the place. He's also in charge of the red team.
That guy at the party was a Daddy Tank. He walked in and everyone shut up.
My uncle is a Daddy Tank. He runs the red team and kicks butt when he needs to.
My crush is a Daddy Tank. He's got the looks and the attitude to back it up.
Daddy Swole
When a guy flexes like a meathead to prove he’s the man, the boss, or the dad who’s always right and never wrong.
Dad just flexed like he won the gym and the universe
He’s got more abs than a belly button contest
He’s so swole he could bench press his ex-wife
Daddy Swole
You look like a meatloaf after you lift weights and your shirt looks like it's about to burst.
I came out the gym and my shirt looked like it was about to cry
My biceps are so big they’re gonna start a band
I flexed so hard my face looked like it was gonna pop
Daddy Swole
A rich guy who instead of giving you cash, gives you a gym membership so you can look like a meathead too.
He gave me a gym membership instead of cash, what a cheap move
He’s like a sugar daddy but with a dumbbell
He’s rich but still wants me to look like a meathead
Daddy Swole
When Chris and Brandon come out of the weight room like they just beat up a gym and took the trophy.
Chris and Brandon came out like they just won the gym war
They looked like they could bench press the whole class
They came out like they just flexed the gym into submission
Daddy Suck
When daddy feels like a big dumb baby and wants to suck your face like a baby with a lollipop
Dad: I'm gonna suck your face until you're a big dumb baby too.
Dad: You're my little lollipop now.
Dad: I'm gonna suck your face so hard you'll cry like a baby.
Daddy Suck
When your dad acts like the boss of your whole life and you have to do everything he says or he'll yell at you
Dad: You're gonna do my homework or I'll yell at you until you're deaf.
Dad: You're my slave now.
Dad: If you don't do what I say, I'll make your life a living hell.
Daddy Suck
When a woman has big round boobs that look like they could feed a whole family
She has boobs so big they could feed a whole family.
Her boobs are like two big round pizzas.
Those ta ta's are so big they could go on a diet.
Daddy Style
When you’re so good at something, you don’t just do it, you do it like a boss, showing off like you’re the king of the hill and everyone else is just a sad, sweaty mess.
I didn’t just clean my room, I did it like a rockstar, and my mom cried because she was so proud.
He didn’t just finish his homework, he did it like a superhero, and the teacher was jealous.
She didn’t just draw a cat, she did it like a pro, and now it’s on the cover of the school magazine.
Daddy Style
It’s like doggy style, but way worse, you’re doing it with your own little sister, and it’s like watching a train wreck that you’re also part of.
He was doing it with his little sister in the hallway, it was like a horror movie and a comedy all in one.
She was doing it with her own daughter in the kitchen, it was like a family drama and a total embarrassment.
They were doing it in the back of the bus, it was like a bad movie and everyone was laughing at them.
Daddy Stroke
A Daddy Stroke is when a guy hits the perfect spot with just the right amount of wiggling, speed, and pressure to make a woman cum so hard she’s like, ‘I’m yours now, I swear it.’
My man gave me a Daddy Stroke so good I screamed his name in the grocery store.
She came so loud during the Daddy Stroke, the neighbor called the cops.
He hit me with a Daddy Stroke so strong I peed my pants and cried like a baby.
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