Daddy Swole

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When a guy flexes like a meathead to prove he’s the man, the boss, or the dad who’s always right and never wrong.

Dad just flexed like he won the gym and the universe

He’s got more abs than a belly button contest

He’s so swole he could bench press his ex-wife

You look like a meatloaf after you lift weights and your shirt looks like it's about to burst.

I came out the gym and my shirt looked like it was about to cry

My biceps are so big they’re gonna start a band

I flexed so hard my face looked like it was gonna pop

A rich guy who instead of giving you cash, gives you a gym membership so you can look like a meathead too.

He gave me a gym membership instead of cash, what a cheap move

He’s like a sugar daddy but with a dumbbell

He’s rich but still wants me to look like a meathead

When Chris and Brandon come out of the weight room like they just beat up a gym and took the trophy.

Chris and Brandon came out like they just won the gym war

They looked like they could bench press the whole class

They came out like they just flexed the gym into submission