Daddy Tem-Geist
A Tem-Geist who is so dad-like you think they’re about to hand you a juice box and say 'Now, let’s talk about your problems.'
My coworker said, 'I got a text from a Daddy Tem-Geist: 'I’m stuck in traffic, but I’ll be there soon.' I said, 'You’re 10 minutes away, you’re not stuck in traffic, you’re just lazy.'
At the mall, a guy walked up to me and said, 'Hey, I’m a Daddy Tem-Geist, and I’m here to save you from your problems.' I said, 'You’re not saving me, you’re just wasting my time.'
My sister got a message from a Daddy Tem-Geist that said, 'I’m gonna be late, but I’ll bring you a pizza.' I said, 'You can just show up on time.'