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Borescope and Pullovers. A stupid military thing that no one understands but everyone has to do.
I did a B&P and it took me all morning.
He did a B&P and failed the test.
They made us do a B&P and it was the worst day ever.
Discover Slang
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Boy Pussy. A term used in weird fanfic where boys are just there for the sex.
He called it a B&P and I rolled my eyes.
She wrote a whole story about a B&P and I didn’t get it.
I read a B&P and I felt weird for a week.
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Bra and Panties. The easiest way to tell a girl what you want to see. Or what you want to take.
He asked for a B&P and I said no.
She wore a B&P and I got distracted.
He called it a B&P and I knew it was a trap.
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Bitch Please. What you say when someone is being a total idiot and you’re tired of it.
I said B&P and she left.
He told me B&P and I got angry.
She said B&P and I laughed at her.
B&O Rail Road
A fancy way to say you got completely wasted and passed out.
I drank 12 beers and B&O’d on the couch like a dying dog.
After the party, I B&O’d on the floor and woke up with a hangover and a mouthful of pizza.
He B&O’d in the middle of the street and got yelled at by a cop.
B&O Rail Road
When you get so drunk you forget your own name and your pants.
I B&O’d and woke up in my neighbor’s yard wearing just a sock.
She B&O’d and tried to talk to a streetlight like it was her ex.
He B&O’d and tried to dance with a pigeon.
B&O Rail Road
The moment you drink so much you become a human trash can.
I B&O’d and threw up on my best friend’s shoes.
She B&O’d and passed out on the bus like a sack of potatoes.
He B&O’d and tried to eat a whole pizza box while drunk.
B&O Rail Road
When you drink until you can’t see straight and your brain is on fire.
I B&O’d and thought the ceiling was a giant chicken.
She B&O’d and tried to sing opera to a group of confused strangers.
He B&O’d and started crying over a bag of chips.
B&O Rail Road
The state of being so drunk you can’t tell your feet from your face.
I B&O’d and tried to wear my shoes on my head.
She B&O’d and thought her dog was a spaceship.
He B&O’d and tried to fight a streetlight.
B&O Rail Road
When you drink until you’re a walking disaster with no idea what’s going on.
I B&O’d and tried to talk to my mom’s cat.
She B&O’d and danced in a grocery store like it was a concert.
He B&O’d and tried to eat a whole pizza box with his hands.
B&M Bargins
A cheap store where poor people and clueless foreigners waste their money. Don’t even think about buying anything here.
I bought a shirt there and it fell apart after one wash. What was I thinking?
My cousin bought a phone there and it stopped working after a week. Total scam.
That store is for people who can’t afford real stuff. Don’t be like them.
B&M Bargins
The worst place to spend your cash. It’s like a trap for people who don’t know any better.
I bought a watch there and it broke in two days. What a waste.
My friend bought a pair of shoes there and they fell apart after one walk.
That store is for people who can’t tell good stuff from junk.
B&M Bargins
A place where people go to buy stuff that’s going to break in a week. Don’t be stupid.
I bought a backpack there and it ripped after one use. Stupid move.
My neighbor bought a phone there and it died after two days. Total loser.
That store is for people who don’t care about quality.
B&M Bargins
A store that only sells stuff that’s going to end up in the trash. Don’t be a fool.
I bought a jacket there and it fell apart after one week. What was I thinking?
My brother bought a pair of jeans there and they hole up after one wash. Total disaster.
That place is for people who don’t know what good stuff is.
B&M Bargins
A place where people buy stuff that’s going to fail in no time. Don’t be a sucker.
I bought a watch there and it stopped working after two days. What a rip-off.
My cousin bought a phone there and it broke after one week. Total waste.
That store is for people who don’t know how to pick good stuff.
B&M Bargins
A cheap store for people who can’t tell good stuff from junk. Don’t be one of them.
I bought a shirt there and it fell apart after one wash. Total waste.
My friend bought a backpack there and it ripped after one use. What was he thinking?
That store is for people who don’t know what real stuff is.
B&M
B&M is a roller coaster company that makes coasters so smooth you feel like you're flying. But when you hit the turns, it roars like a angry bear with a bad hair day.
@coastergeek123: Nemesis is the smoothest ride I’ve ever been on, but that ROAAAAR when it hits the first drop is legendary!
DM: ‘Oblivion is the only coaster that made me shit my pants and scream like a girl.’
TikTok video: ‘Mantis is so fast, I thought I was going to die. But then I heard the ROAAAAR and I laughed like a maniac.”
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Brick and Mortar is a fancy way of saying a store that you can actually walk into, instead of just staring at a screen in your pajamas.
Twitter thread: ‘I miss walking into stores. Brick and Mortar is like a hug from a stranger.’
Reddit post: ‘Why do people still go to Brick and Mortar stores? It’s like going to a party where everyone is wearing socks.’
Instagram caption: ‘I walked into a Brick and Mortar store today. It felt like I was in a movie.’
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Black and Mild is a cigar that tastes like a dirty sock dipped in vanilla pudding and then left in a closet for a week.
Tweet: ‘I smoked a Black and Mild and it felt like my lungs were on fire and my soul was being dragged into a black hole.’
Text from mom: ‘You smoke Black and Milds? You’re going to die at 30 and I’ll be the one who has to clean up your mess.’
Snapchat story: ‘Black and Milds are the only thing that can make me feel like I’m dying and still want more.’
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Bitch and Moan is when someone loses an argument and decides to tell the whole world about it, like they’re the only one who ever had a bad day.
Text from dad: ‘You lost the argument and now you’re bitching and moaning like a toddler who didn’t get candy.’
Twitter rant: ‘She lost the argument and now she’s moaning like a broken record. I’m done.’
DM: ‘He lost the argument and now he’s bitching like he’s been wronged by the entire universe.’