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Blank CDR and postage. The cheapest way to show someone you hate them. Send it and forget them.
I’m sending you a B&P because you’re a waste of space.
She sent me a B&P and now I’m out $2.
He just sent me a B&P and I’m still waiting for the disc.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Beer and Pussy. What every man wants. What every man needs.
I got a B&P and I’m not looking back.
He only came to the party for the B&P.
I drank a whole six-pack and still didn’t get the B&P.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Binge purge. Eat like a pig and throw it up like a sick dog. The life of a girl who’s always trying to look good.
I had a B&P after my mom yelled at me.
She did a B&P and then cried about it.
He watched her do a B&P and said, ‘That’s not a life, that’s a crime.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Borescope and Pullovers. A stupid military thing that no one understands but everyone has to do.
I did a B&P and it took me all morning.
He did a B&P and failed the test.
They made us do a B&P and it was the worst day ever.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Boy Pussy. A term used in weird fanfic where boys are just there for the sex.
He called it a B&P and I rolled my eyes.
She wrote a whole story about a B&P and I didn’t get it.
I read a B&P and I felt weird for a week.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Bra and Panties. The easiest way to tell a girl what you want to see. Or what you want to take.
He asked for a B&P and I said no.
She wore a B&P and I got distracted.
He called it a B&P and I knew it was a trap.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Bitch Please. What you say when someone is being a total idiot and you’re tired of it.
I said B&P and she left.
He told me B&P and I got angry.
She said B&P and I laughed at her.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Binging and purging like a pig that just saw a buffet and then got kicked out. You eat like a beast then throw it all up like you’re fighting a war.
I ate 10 pizzas and then puked them all out like it was my job.
She binge-purged so hard, the trash can cried.
He binged so much, he turned into a human snack machine.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Saying 'bitch please' like you just got called out for being a total idiot and you're too lazy to care.
'Bitch please, I got a perfect GPA.'
He said 'bitch please' after I told him he failed algebra.
She said 'bitch please' when I told her her hair was on fire.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Sending a blank CDR and some stamps like you're giving someone the worst mixtape ever and you don't even care.
He sent a B&P and the tape was just silence.
She sent a B&P and it had a song that was 3 seconds long.
He sent a B&P and the tape was blank, just like his brain.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A confusing thing that starts with a boring scope and ends with a messy uniform, all because some guy tried to be a soldier and failed.
He did a B/P before the live fire and looked like a mess.
The B/P was so confusing, even the teacher didn’t get it.
He did a B/P and then got stuck in a ditch.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Boy pussy, like you’re writing a dumb fanfic and you’re too obsessed with a boy’s junk to even care about the plot.
He wrote a B! P and it was just about a boy’s junk.
She wrote a B! P and it had no plot.
He wrote a B! P and the only dialogue was 'I like his junk.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Bra and panties, like you're telling a girl to strip down and you're too lazy to say it properly.
He texted 'Bra and panties' like it was a command.
She said 'Bra and panties' and it was just a weird request.
He told her to wear bra and panties and it was the worst fashion advice ever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Beer and Pussy, like you're a man who thinks drinking and looking at women is the only thing that matters in life.
He went out for Beer and Pussy and came back drunk.
She said Beer and Pussy like it was a religion.
He drank a whole keg for Beer and Pussy and it was just sad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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